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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘
@designassassin.bsky.social
Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor 😉 Creative. Wordsmith. Design,Tech, 📷/🎶 Nerd. ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 In 🖤
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October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Let me rip those walls off you.
You look even better nakeder ♡
January 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Happy New Year Misfits! May your happiness be as contagious as measles. Your 2025 be filled with love, health, healing, and opportunities as plentiful as the phone notifications you ignore. May you get all you wish for, exist in your chosen timeline. AND may that email never find you!🔥
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 PM
No. Only good things 😉
December 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Merry Christmas, Happy ho hos, Festivus, Hanukkah, holidays –or KFC Day in Japan 🌲 Enjoy the food comas, stay safe 🎁 If your presents is required, and you just can't; yes you can. Just believe in your elf.
December 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
December 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Dr. Seuss gets a rap/hip-hop makeover
Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶
December 16, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The perfect dessert does exist...
December 13, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Welcome to Monday. Enjoy your stay.
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Oof 🥹🥵
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM
No lies detected. Few, many... 😏
Same-same. Rinse and repeat.
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Monday mood
November 18, 2024 at 5:44 PM
🚨 Jake Paul has challenged Gandalf (age 2000+) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)
November 16, 2024 at 4:04 PM
THIS should be the ring walk music 🤣 In the Tyson v Paul fight...
November 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
PSA: Winter is coming 😂
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Some on the internet need to calm their tits. Or be medicated. Or lobotomized? 🤔 I'll be handing out free candy. Look for the white van! Take a chill pill. No, take a box!
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Megaphones make it better 🤌
November 14, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Classic Baroque and Roll 🎶
Sebastian Bach for the Skid Row fans
November 13, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Yes. Yes we do. And we do it well 😏
November 13, 2024 at 1:12 PM
According to retail data, these were the top grossing snacks during election week
November 9, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I've stocked up for trick-or-treaters for Halloween. No candy this year, because sugar is bad, so I bought four cartons of cigarettes instead.
November 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
It's true though. Keep that shit up 😏🥹
October 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Could be us, but you're too busy playing. And eating all the props...
October 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
This one is hot, and I just like the angle and pose best 🩵 but also Catwoman for Halloween.
October 17, 2024 at 10:25 AM