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Jim Coolbeach
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HE/ hmm-hmm-HIM

You can change your address #KCMO
but you can't change your teams: #RBNY #NYKnicks #FCBayern
My out of office message is just a nicer version of this:

"I can't hear this until next Monday so don't even try. Go bother someone else in my department. Here's their contact info."
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This FIFA peace prize is such a crock of shit. Good lord. It’s beyond satire
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Kevin Hart and now Infantino kissing ass. I'll just mute until I see the lotto machines
I have to mute the TV when Lalas is on screen. Sorry Titi. #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have to mute the TV when Lalas is on screen. Sorry Titi. #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This clip of The Addams Family Values with Wednesday Addams (played by Christina Ricci) serving a helping of Thanksgiving realness is perhaps the core reason this film stands alongside Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Wizard of Oz, and The Wiz as signature Thanksgiving movies!
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Tales From The Keane Compound #574
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Getting a Wu-Tang Clan tattoo on my arm
It's the 14th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. How are you going to commemorate it?
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Mark Sanchez finds new way to embarrass himself

youtu.be/82RIfy-gRa4?...
October 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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you know, in more authoritarian countries, seeing that secdef is drunk by 10am and the president is a doddering old man who can't hold a train of thought for 30 seconds is the exact kind of things that gives colonels Big Ideas
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Phil LeVota, DaRon McGee and Dan Tarwater are the three biggest names being quietly discussed to potentially replace Frank White Jr. if he’s recalled. Here’s how the process would work. (@thebeacon.bsky.social)
Jackson County officials don’t want you to know who may replace Frank White. We found out anyway
Phil LeVota, DaRon McGee and Dan Tarwater are the three biggest names being quietly discussed to potentially replace Frank White Jr. if he’s recalled. Here’s how the process would work.
www.kcur.org
September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The first season was excellent.
It's too bad people get mad when their favorite franchise does something new and different.
September 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Artist Luis Quintanilla fled the Spanish Civil War to escape persecution, but most of his work was destroyed. Today, one of his two remaining murals sits in an otherwise ordinary corner of the University of Missouri-Kansas City.
A hidden Kansas City mural is 'a warning' against fascism, from a Spanish artist who survived it
Artist Luis Quintanilla fled the Spanish Civil War to escape persecution, but most of his work was destroyed. Today, one of his two remaining murals sits in an otherwise ordinary corner of the University of Missouri-Kansas City. Newly restored, Quintanilla’s bizarre and enthralling masterpiece stands as a testament to immigrants and the danger of authoritarianism.
www.kcur.org
September 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was

One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This has got to me a bit today so here we go.

No Rebecca we can't have a calm discussion for the way forward when one side's intention is to eliminate us, secondly the heat is coming from one side, it's the side accusing trans people of being paedophiles, rapists, cheats and predators.

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For 6+years non stop, they have demonised every single one of us as predators, paedophiles and child mutilators. There can be no “conversations” with these ghouls.
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM