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James Williams
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FPL (back to back 5k finishes 23-24/24-25); Newcastle United; Sheffield; Languages; Cats; Video games; Terrible jokes; GIFs from The Thick of It.
Now relying on Donyell Malen to rescue my abysmal #FPL #GW13 free hit team... Would have played a chip either way so at least Haaland decided not to turn up!
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A mixed day for the family yesterday but all in all an excellent first game at the new Everton ground #NUFC
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is the last straw etc etc
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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'They were those like Sir Oswald Mosley who were fascinated by the spectacle of brutal power. They would like to use it themselves. They grovelled to Nazi dictatorship in order that they could make people in their turn grovel to them'

Winston Churchill, 1936
Conservative Shadow Culture Secretary Nigel Huddleston tells GB News that the BBC should "grovel" to Trump.

Amazing how many British 'patriots' are spending their time telling our national broadcaster to prostrate itself before a hostile foreign leader
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#FPL It's been slow going but steady green arrows up to just outside 3m 📈
#GW10 is mini wildcard time, 4 FTs spent: J Pedro and Gyökeres have been an unfortunate waste of space so rejigging post bench boost to a Mike Bassett 4-4-2.
Guehi, Mateta, Saka and Kroupi Jr come in, Romero and Reijnders. 👋🏻
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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When Darwin Nunez left the Premier League we were bereft. He was easily the funnest guy to draw in the whole league, a manic embodiment of himbo golden retriever energy. Best of all though, he had a brilliant face.

Anyway, it’s early days, but I think we’ve found our new muse
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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This is undoubtedly the best/most “nail on the head” cartoon I have seen in ages:
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Crumpet Sematary 🥯🪦
My top suggestions of books to read this World Bread Day...

- The Focaccia in the Rye
- Yeast of Eden
- Flours for Algernon
- The Lion, the Witch and the Warburtons
- Pannetonement
- The Naan in the High Castle
- Leaven Las Vegas
- Pitta Rabbit
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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“I’m old enough to remember when mainstream British politicians, who should know better, stirred up racial hatred as a path to power. You’re old enough to remember too because it was last Tuesday. And it was Robert Jenrick”

Cathartic anger at flag-flying racism.

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs
What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?
www.thenerve.news
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me

www.worldofmoose.com/products/con...
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
October 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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FIFA has decided to take no action against Israel.

President says "FIFA cannot resolve geopolitical issues."

FIFA has and still bans Russia.

FIFA is a disgrace, Israel need to be banned.
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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In memoriam...
October 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It's been a long 5 #FPL gameweeks... 8m+ rank and terrible form shown by Forest and Villa mean #GW6 is wildcard time.

Mostly popular picks but wanted Romero and some NUFC defence, predicting a goalless draw with Arsenal...😬

Plan to build up more transfers and boost the bench in 8 or 9. We'll see!
September 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Message from a Dr at St Thomas’ hospital:
September 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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I hope this ishmael finds you whale
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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This is the face of a cartoon cat who is being confronted by its human owner when it still has the live goldfish swimming around in its mouth
Worth it for the bit where Polanksi calls out Labours entitlement over people voting for them and Ed Balls pulls this face.
September 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.

Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM