One Pound of Bees
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happy windfall day to all federal employees who celebrate
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
happy windfall day to all federal employees who celebrate
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i personally didn’t realize they meant mcdonald’s impact in a literal, physical manner. i thought the only bombs they dropped were in my large intestine
Trump: "Skedaddle, that plane went pssh, when it drops a bomb it goes down very steeply, because that gives it a better angle and more speed for the bomb, very very heavy bombs, it goes PUM, skedaddle, that thing turned on its side, pwwh, now we have peace in the Middle East."
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i personally didn’t realize they meant mcdonald’s impact in a literal, physical manner. i thought the only bombs they dropped were in my large intestine
those who fall asleep in a democracy may wake up in a dictatorship
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
those who fall asleep in a democracy may wake up in a dictatorship
they should make a movie or even a film about normal people
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
they should make a movie or even a film about normal people
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saturday plans sorted
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
saturday plans sorted
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everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is
yo i wouldn’t read those emails
haven’t you seen, the information contained in these communications are confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and are intended only for the use of the addressee? They are the property of JEE.
haven’t you seen, the information contained in these communications are confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and are intended only for the use of the addressee? They are the property of JEE.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
yo i wouldn’t read those emails
haven’t you seen, the information contained in these communications are confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and are intended only for the use of the addressee? They are the property of JEE.
haven’t you seen, the information contained in these communications are confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and are intended only for the use of the addressee? They are the property of JEE.
today was an absolute write-off. nobody complimented my new sweater :(
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
today was an absolute write-off. nobody complimented my new sweater :(
i’ve heard enough (1 song)! lyrically, somber is the male taylor swift (derogatory)
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i’ve heard enough (1 song)! lyrically, somber is the male taylor swift (derogatory)
potato torture. music to my ears
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
potato torture. music to my ears
Someone should try making an entire thanksgiving dinner with Baja blast in each dish.
Turkey brined with it, baby onions boiled in it, gravy contains it, etc. just 100% overkill abomination.
Turkey brined with it, baby onions boiled in it, gravy contains it, etc. just 100% overkill abomination.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
PSA: james acaster us/canada tour presale started already. access code SIMONS
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
PSA: james acaster us/canada tour presale started already. access code SIMONS
*leaving the bathroom*: it’s a gosh dang pee for all in there!
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
*leaving the bathroom*: it’s a gosh dang pee for all in there!
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Spending some quantity time with coworkers
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Spending some quantity time with coworkers
not to #brag but it’s so crazy that my family thinks i have very pale skin and dark hair when i have olive skin and strawberry blonde hair??? i’m simultaneously the black sheep and the pale sheep
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
not to #brag but it’s so crazy that my family thinks i have very pale skin and dark hair when i have olive skin and strawberry blonde hair??? i’m simultaneously the black sheep and the pale sheep
is it just me or are all insurance plans for 2026 looking like hot garbage? what do you mean the premium is going up 30-40%, deductible up 50%, and oop max is doubling??
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
is it just me or are all insurance plans for 2026 looking like hot garbage? what do you mean the premium is going up 30-40%, deductible up 50%, and oop max is doubling??
it’s funny how no matter how much kristen bell does professionally, i still associate her with toto’s africa. just goes to show how memorable being cringe online can be
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
it’s funny how no matter how much kristen bell does professionally, i still associate her with toto’s africa. just goes to show how memorable being cringe online can be
abolish billionaires
abolish the stock market
abolish all illegitimate institutions of the wealthy
abolish the stock market
abolish all illegitimate institutions of the wealthy
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
abolish billionaires
abolish the stock market
abolish all illegitimate institutions of the wealthy
abolish the stock market
abolish all illegitimate institutions of the wealthy
i am dumb being smart
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i am dumb being smart
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My favorite orchard is raising funds for its workers from Jamaica, some of whose homes have been wrecked by Hurricane Melissa. I donated and will donate some more
www.scottfarmvermont.com/support-jama...
www.scottfarmvermont.com/support-jama...
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My favorite orchard is raising funds for its workers from Jamaica, some of whose homes have been wrecked by Hurricane Melissa. I donated and will donate some more
www.scottfarmvermont.com/support-jama...
www.scottfarmvermont.com/support-jama...
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
starting math graduate school should come with an autism diagnosis
(not in a mean way) (i went to math graduate school)
(not in a mean way) (i went to math graduate school)
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
starting math graduate school should come with an autism diagnosis
(not in a mean way) (i went to math graduate school)
(not in a mean way) (i went to math graduate school)