Jillian N
jilliannunya.bsky.social
Jillian N
@jilliannunya.bsky.social
Entering my Moss Crone era.
she/her.
The White House posted this??? The actual White House. The office of a literal head of state posted this picture.

Can you imagine how much we would point and laugh if any other head of state in the world did this? Even Putin has more dignity and sense.
soy occupied government
May 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Makes you wonder how many group chats Hegseth has on the go. It would probably be easier for him to just post attack plans on twitter, rather than wasting taxpayer dollars posting them on 6 different group chats on our dime
For people in the journalism business, and for people in general, *this* is the killer detail in latest Hegseth-dereliction-of-duty report:

That *four* people on the call were willing to talk about it!

Congrats to the reporters. And most obvious dead-man-walking of cabinet members perhaps ever.
April 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I remember going to the INS office in Phoenix for my husband's green card interviews. You had to wait outside for your turn, on a concrete patio with no seating, nothing to do but look at the old school buses parked there. The deportation buses.
April 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I refuse to click "view full thread". I prefer the mystery.
March 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
National Park Service page on the Stonewall Monument, Jan 11 🧵:
March 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Jillian N
COWBOY: giddyap

HORSE: not until you recognize the value of my labor

COW: leave it, he’s not gonna listen

HORSE: no, i’m tired of this gary

SHEEP: yeah gary this guy is baaaad news
February 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'm not Alanis, but I don't think this is irony. I think this is the predictable next step.
The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
February 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I mean, there's a lot of stuff you SHOULDN'T do, but that doesn't mean it should be illegal. I'm not out here trying to criminalize fedora sales or whatever. I feel like that's internally consistent.
my hot take which will get my cancelled by the woke left - i'm pro decriminalisation of drugs but people who smoke weed all the time give me the ick 🫣 like I just find it cringe - sorry woke leftists the Muslims are on to something
February 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
No, no, this is great though! It's an opportunity to do a Favor To Your Future Self.

Now You: gets to feel selfless and giving
Future You: gets the joy of finding a cheesecake in the fridge

Like, are you really arguing that you WON'T want cheesecake in 4 hours? psh. Ridiculous.
Was excited to make a cheesecake today, then I saw the recipe said to chill it for at least 4hrs.

Literally what is the point of this, then? I won't want it in 4hrs, will I? If anything, I want it before I've made it. Maybe immediately after at a push. 4hrs? I'll be on to something else. Stupid.
February 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
In these desperate times, I encourage you to take a cleansing moment to envision participants in the Spanish Inquisition spending eternity watching themselves portrayed in popular culture.
The Spanish Inquisition - Mel Brooks
YouTube video by PaganFoam
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Look, I don't know anything about NYC politics, but DJT and Eric Adams do not seem like natural allies. And yet DJT is out here defending Adams?

Adams has got to have some kind of kompromat on DJT.
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reposted by Jillian N
New Nike commercial with Sha’ccari Richardson, Caitlin Clark, A’ja Wilson, Juju Watkins, and Jordan Chiles. #nike #wnba #wnba #unrivaled #ncaaw #ncaawbb
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's weird that MAGA is trying to purge "gender ideology" from the culture. Seems like the only way not to have a gender ideology is just to let people be whatever gender or non-gender they vibe with.
February 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Today I learned that when a domestic housecat is really upset, they can express their own anal glands defensively. So that's fun!

Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I have some laundry to do and like about 6-8 showers to take.
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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They literally printed the plan out, gave it a name, made training videos that were aired on the news, and had hats and tshirts made with the plans name on it.

You can lie to yourselves but not to black people.
February 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Tonight, in my dreams, I shall swim with a herd of capybaras. I'm placing the intention now.
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The entertainment value is great, but I have to say, if I were offering a Realtor high six figures to sell my house, I'd expect the listing to be at least minimally proofread. Come on, now.
This is the most insane house I've ever seen, like Randyland and the Winchester mansion had a baby. At no point did I know what was coming in the next picture, nor could I guess the next line in the description. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL 33432 | MLS #RX-11035440 | Zillow
This 12709 square feet Single Family home has 12 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It is located at 1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL.
www.zillow.com
January 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
And it's unclear what's happening: is the monster kind but misunderstood? Is she coerced or possessed? Or has the monster recruited her to its evil plans?
Horror story where a woman is threatened by a monster in her basement but is more terrified of having to make a phone call to someone about it, and just keeps putting off calling an exorcist or exterminator or something

A year later she and the monster are buddies
January 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reposted by Jillian N
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I wonder, has Zuck ever, like... worked for a company? In my experience, most companies are fairly dysfunctional, and it's mostly because of an excess of masculine energy.

“[We] continue to find that having more women in the group raises collective intelligence."
Collective Intelligence Can Be Predicted and Quantified, New Study Finds - Tepper School of Business - Carnegie Mellon University
Data demonstrated that group collaboration processes were about twice as important for predicting collective intelligence than individual skill, and that group composition are also significant predict...
www.cmu.edu
January 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Here is a picture of one of my cats mashing his face on my leg. A dignified beginning to my bluesky career.
January 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM