Jillian N
@jilliannunya.bsky.social
Entering my Moss Crone era.
she/her.
she/her.
I find the action scenes by far the most boring part of a movie. I want someone to cut them out and replace them with cards like in silents: "They fight." "T'Challa almost loses but then he wins." "They race through the streets of Paris." Skip to the interesting parts, please.
June 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I find the action scenes by far the most boring part of a movie. I want someone to cut them out and replace them with cards like in silents: "They fight." "T'Challa almost loses but then he wins." "They race through the streets of Paris." Skip to the interesting parts, please.
I'm not remotely surprised.
But while I don't have to listen to the pope, his words do influence policy around the world, and that hurts people. Which matters.
But while I don't have to listen to the pope, his words do influence policy around the world, and that hurts people. Which matters.
May 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm not remotely surprised.
But while I don't have to listen to the pope, his words do influence policy around the world, and that hurts people. Which matters.
But while I don't have to listen to the pope, his words do influence policy around the world, and that hurts people. Which matters.
Also, like... animals definitely DO get cancer.
May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Also, like... animals definitely DO get cancer.
Fellas, is it gay to be excited about starting a new venture, creating community art, and networking with your community?
May 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Fellas, is it gay to be excited about starting a new venture, creating community art, and networking with your community?
Dinner's already in the crockpot, so I'm alllll yours
April 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dinner's already in the crockpot, so I'm alllll yours
Listen, if the kids want casserole and cookies when they get home from their gender adventures or whatever, someone is going to have to stay home and bake. If they need copyediting or a spreadsheet, I can do that too.
I'm not ashamed to be boring. Each of us has a role in the struggle.
I'm not ashamed to be boring. Each of us has a role in the struggle.
April 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Listen, if the kids want casserole and cookies when they get home from their gender adventures or whatever, someone is going to have to stay home and bake. If they need copyediting or a spreadsheet, I can do that too.
I'm not ashamed to be boring. Each of us has a role in the struggle.
I'm not ashamed to be boring. Each of us has a role in the struggle.
This is bonkers. In the same way that brain drain is harmful to economically challenged countries, it's a benefit to the US! And now, that's dead. In the future, the best students will choose Canada or Europe, never the US. The US isn't safe for them.
April 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is bonkers. In the same way that brain drain is harmful to economically challenged countries, it's a benefit to the US! And now, that's dead. In the future, the best students will choose Canada or Europe, never the US. The US isn't safe for them.
If you run out of paper, move the folded stack to your right and start folding each piece in half again. When you've done that, open each piece and smooth out the folds.
How many days in a row can Milo do this? It's the cure for boredom, Milo. It's in God's image.
How many days in a row can Milo do this? It's the cure for boredom, Milo. It's in God's image.
April 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If you run out of paper, move the folded stack to your right and start folding each piece in half again. When you've done that, open each piece and smooth out the folds.
How many days in a row can Milo do this? It's the cure for boredom, Milo. It's in God's image.
How many days in a row can Milo do this? It's the cure for boredom, Milo. It's in God's image.
Stand at your kitchen counter and set the paper to your right. Take the first piece of paper off the stack and fold it carefully in half. Set it to your left. Repeat for 8 hours. (Don't worry, you get a 30 minute lunch break.)
April 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stand at your kitchen counter and set the paper to your right. Take the first piece of paper off the stack and fold it carefully in half. Set it to your left. Repeat for 8 hours. (Don't worry, you get a 30 minute lunch break.)
Yes, the cure for boredom is a factory job. I would like Milo to do a little simulation. He will need several reams of copy paper.
April 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes, the cure for boredom is a factory job. I would like Milo to do a little simulation. He will need several reams of copy paper.
Eat the sugar and download Pokémon Sleep.
Vegetables are delicious if you prepare them well. All veggies are great roasted: salt, pepper, olive oil, high heat (at least 400ºF) until there are brown bits.
Vegetables are delicious if you prepare them well. All veggies are great roasted: salt, pepper, olive oil, high heat (at least 400ºF) until there are brown bits.
April 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Eat the sugar and download Pokémon Sleep.
Vegetables are delicious if you prepare them well. All veggies are great roasted: salt, pepper, olive oil, high heat (at least 400ºF) until there are brown bits.
Vegetables are delicious if you prepare them well. All veggies are great roasted: salt, pepper, olive oil, high heat (at least 400ºF) until there are brown bits.
Fentanyl is a "horrible and deadly drug", but it's also a wonderful and miraculous drug, when used under the direction of an ethical healthcare provider. If you tariff any fentanyl, you're tariffing the second kind.
April 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fentanyl is a "horrible and deadly drug", but it's also a wonderful and miraculous drug, when used under the direction of an ethical healthcare provider. If you tariff any fentanyl, you're tariffing the second kind.
I just want to call something out: the warrants added to the database are CIVIL immigration warrants. Not criminal.
April 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I just want to call something out: the warrants added to the database are CIVIL immigration warrants. Not criminal.
I have consumed more than a lifetime's worth of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. I will do anything to avoid it. I will run from the room.
Also that ukulele Over the Rainbow cover.
Also that ukulele Over the Rainbow cover.
March 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I have consumed more than a lifetime's worth of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. I will do anything to avoid it. I will run from the room.
Also that ukulele Over the Rainbow cover.
Also that ukulele Over the Rainbow cover.
Becomes very awkward when someone flirts with her. Like, spills things awkward.
March 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Becomes very awkward when someone flirts with her. Like, spills things awkward.
White is very impractical for the post-apocalypse era. Is anyone wearing white in Mad Max? Hunger Games? No. Nobody wants to be scrubbing blood and grass stains out of their clothes with a rock.
March 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
White is very impractical for the post-apocalypse era. Is anyone wearing white in Mad Max? Hunger Games? No. Nobody wants to be scrubbing blood and grass stains out of their clothes with a rock.
On Sylvia Johnson: "At a young age, Sylvia began fighting for gay and rights" - gay and WHAT rights, National Park Service? Please, tell us. Gay and immigrant rights? Gay and animal rights? What's the missing word, NPS? /🧵
March 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
On Sylvia Johnson: "At a young age, Sylvia began fighting for gay and rights" - gay and WHAT rights, National Park Service? Please, tell us. Gay and immigrant rights? Gay and animal rights? What's the missing word, NPS? /🧵
They've just *neatly excised* the existence of trans and queer people from the story of Stonewall. 🧵
March 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They've just *neatly excised* the existence of trans and queer people from the story of Stonewall. 🧵
National Park Service page on the Stonewall Monument, Mar 2 🧵:
March 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
National Park Service page on the Stonewall Monument, Mar 2 🧵:
I mean, you can fire someone for using the work "bonkers" too much. Or for never wearing purple. Welcome to the United States, it's a Right to Fire zone.
February 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I mean, you can fire someone for using the work "bonkers" too much. Or for never wearing purple. Welcome to the United States, it's a Right to Fire zone.