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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

he/him
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Eagles sports radio is gonna make the red wedding look like a romantic comedy
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@regretagarbo.rip since you NEVER CHECK DISCORD: if you need meds or grape leaves or Not Bread etc I can drop off a few things en route to airport tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Somehow I stumbled into a Netflix outage in the middle of it starting. It feels like the early days of the internet, when the website you wanted to go to... just didn't fuckin' work that day.
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
a three-act play
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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the best way to get out of an extrinsic game that you find yourself still playing despite disliking is to just force yourself to miss an event in-game. if you're the completionist type it's an extremely fast way to sever yourself from it
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@regretagarbo.rip saw a headline that Giannis was out with a groin strain and suspected you immediately
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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youtu.be/P0jw_AFEGoI?... every single sound in this video is funny but nothing tops Ned's extremely defeated 'okay' at the end
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@regretagarbo.rip discord for a Q
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@regretagarbo.rip I was going to ask how the fuck the Pats have 9 wins and then I looked at their schedule

baby food is fucking diamonds compared to how soft their schedule has been lmao
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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It's official: Katie Wilson is the next mayor of Seattle!
Katie Wilson Is Seattle’s Next Mayor
Somewhere, Bruce Harrell is slamming a table. Katie Wilson is up by 1,976 votes and 0.72 percent of the vote. It’s tight, but we’re outside of recount territory, and it’s mathematica...
www.thestranger.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@regretagarbo.rip I like that we're looking out for each other's interests, me with seattle politics and you with a bunch of basketball dorks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Katie Wilson 137,217
Bruce Harrell 135,871
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
slept from like. 9:30-6:00. kids on bus. slept from 10:00-2:00. kids off bus. can't wait until kids are unconscious so I can sleep some more. being sick sucks.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@regretagarbo.rip ap is streaming a 4box of the NYC mayor rallies if you wanna watch for them to pop off live when it gets called

www.youtube.com/live/Sg2TRJa...
Election 2025 LIVE: Results for New York mayor, NJ governor, Prop 50
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@regretagarbo.rip as someone who also has seen tww: what are your thoughts on the diplomat
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I don't know why but watching birds that are capable of flight choose to walk is the funniest thing
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
daylight savings time feels so nefarious

"okay, it's 2:45, let's meet back here at 2:30"
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
@regretagarbo.rip although I wanted the Jays to win, somewhere you're smiling because goblin man hit into the series ending double play

that'll have to do
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM