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Jiffy
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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

he/him
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
a three-act play
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"I don't know what to tell you. That's the easiest way to describe it."
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it's important to be prepared for all potential outcomes
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the game went on so long even the win probability algorithm was like "man fuck this I'm going to bed"
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
not even Halloween and they're already putting lights up on the [checks notes] local gas station combination car vacuum and compressed air tank
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
sir? sir.
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@regretagarbo.rip never forget
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
went to the park
October 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this was my immediate thought
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
@regretagarbo.rip I have some terrible news
September 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me on Friday when I click the link and find out you were being metaphorical
September 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
September 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"a discord message from a user named Jones!"
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
follow-up: if you stop being a cop, do you stop being a bastard? does the manner in which you no longer become a cop affect this?

basically is Somerset still a bastard assuming he still quits after watching Mills blast John Doe
August 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
fuck you, FENCE
August 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
how dare you
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
at a @regretagarbo.rip coded antique store
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
just wait until they're a toddler and they find out that drugs are Cool, Actually
August 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
to continue cat offerings: here is Brix when the gabapentin fully hit at the vet last week
August 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
it is almost NINE AM, what the FUCK are you doing out here MOON
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM