Jiffy
@jiffypop.bsky.social
I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
he/him
he/him
"I don't know what to tell you. That's the easiest way to describe it."
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"I don't know what to tell you. That's the easiest way to describe it."
it's important to be prepared for all potential outcomes
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's important to be prepared for all potential outcomes
the game went on so long even the win probability algorithm was like "man fuck this I'm going to bed"
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
the game went on so long even the win probability algorithm was like "man fuck this I'm going to bed"
not even Halloween and they're already putting lights up on the [checks notes] local gas station combination car vacuum and compressed air tank
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
not even Halloween and they're already putting lights up on the [checks notes] local gas station combination car vacuum and compressed air tank
this was my immediate thought
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
this was my immediate thought
@regretagarbo.rip I have some terrible news
September 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
@regretagarbo.rip I have some terrible news
Me on Friday when I click the link and find out you were being metaphorical
September 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Me on Friday when I click the link and find out you were being metaphorical
"a discord message from a user named Jones!"
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"a discord message from a user named Jones!"
follow-up: if you stop being a cop, do you stop being a bastard? does the manner in which you no longer become a cop affect this?
basically is Somerset still a bastard assuming he still quits after watching Mills blast John Doe
basically is Somerset still a bastard assuming he still quits after watching Mills blast John Doe
August 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
follow-up: if you stop being a cop, do you stop being a bastard? does the manner in which you no longer become a cop affect this?
basically is Somerset still a bastard assuming he still quits after watching Mills blast John Doe
basically is Somerset still a bastard assuming he still quits after watching Mills blast John Doe
at a @regretagarbo.rip coded antique store
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
at a @regretagarbo.rip coded antique store
just wait until they're a toddler and they find out that drugs are Cool, Actually
August 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
just wait until they're a toddler and they find out that drugs are Cool, Actually
to continue cat offerings: here is Brix when the gabapentin fully hit at the vet last week
August 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
to continue cat offerings: here is Brix when the gabapentin fully hit at the vet last week
it is almost NINE AM, what the FUCK are you doing out here MOON
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
it is almost NINE AM, what the FUCK are you doing out here MOON