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Jiffy
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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

he/him
I'VE HAD GRAVY, I'M NOT INSANE

but would rather have butter on potatoes and have not tried gravy on stuffing
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
OH I'M SORRY IS BUTTER NOT ENOUGH FOR YOUR POTATOES

I mean the stuffing part is fair though. I've never tried it but it sounds incredible
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
does this apply if you do not have turkey on Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Gabe is even hitting the baseball that beans Tycho. It's v good
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
cue the cognitive dissonance of "you don't look like your icon"

have a good pax
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
that is a fantastic hat
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
[camera cuts to Worf in a holodeck rendition of a 70s hair salon, sitting under a hair dryer reading Time magazine] a true Klingon warrior never uses conditioner on their scalp
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
MOOD
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
if it doesn't have a strong smell and you either have a window seat or wait until takeoff, acceptable
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Crocs with socks, ultimate dad energy
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not his track but my favorite track with a Nelly feature is Where The Party At by Jagged Edge
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I think your camera is installed backwards
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
inside your gym there are two wolves
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
my safeword is lexisnexis
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I dunno why but I've been putting on The Good Shepherd on in the background lately, it's free on yt currently. it's definitely Dad Movie material
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM