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Sliced his hand on a new knife. Brick. Wrong about most things.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i had my 50,000mg of sodium for the day, and now for a single glass of water
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Cell phone geolocates to Not Here.

Internet geolocates to Not Here and also Not There.

Let's just say logging into Steam was a fucking adventure.
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I wonder if all the kids of those mommy bloggers from 20 years ago turned out alright.
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Yesterday's NHRL Prime Time was a banger! In case you missed it: www.youtube.com/live/fm0wJkCM...
Prime Time Crazy Robot Fighting: NHRL 2025 Round 7 NOVEMBER
The best fighting robots in the world battle to the death in the last chance to qualify for the 2025 NHRL Open World Championship Finals on December 6. Qualifying rounds on Brettzone YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/live/TNcvz6r_blY?si=ItPzbrziWb1pOeeA KO Show 2pm on main NHRL YouTube channel https://youtube.com/live/clAr-Djuqz8 Prime Time 7pm on main NHRL YouTube channel https://youtube.com/live/fm0wJkCMDes BRACKETS FOR TODAY: • 3lb: https://truefinals.com/tournament/nhrl_nov25_3lb • 12lb: https://truefinals.com/tournament/nhrl_nov25_12lb • 30lb: https://truefinals.com/tournament/nhrl_nov25_30lb Start your builder journey and learn how to build your first robot with Havoc Academy https://nhrl.io/cademy 📱 SOCIALS - TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@nationalhavoc - Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nationalhavoc - Discord - https://discord.gg/nhrl - https://www.nhrl.io/ 👕 VISIT OUR STORE https://shop.nhrl.io/ ✅ Join our channel to get access to exclusive Sparky perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChgAZxOWR0S3Q376oAodGjQ/join #NHRL #robot #engineering #robotics #combat
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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you may not like it, but this is what peak relationship dynamic looks like
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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optometrists are always giving you mushrooms because if you open your third eye, you’ll spend 50% more on daily contacts
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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T H I S I S R E A L T O U C H
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What do you mean the kids are no longer saying six dash seven? We just finished a $72,000,000 super bowl ad for AI-enhanced Crypto Life Insurance and that was key to showing that we're hip and using the cool lingo, and there's no way we can make it through all the approvals in time to change it.
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The worst thing about Wordle after NYT acquired it is that you can no longer assume that the wordles will be a positive word.
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Zoom calls really are the devil aren't they?
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Here's a handy guide to some electronic components.
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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My first of two reminders on this, I promise:

Ferret Frenzy, the light push-your-luck card game I co-designed about the best pets in the world, is only up on Kickstarter for the next few days.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha...
FERRET FRENZY: A Party Game of Risk, Reward & Ridiculousness
Unleash the push-your-luck thrill of Exploding Kittens, Blackjack & Uno, with the SPEED & GREED of Spoons in this wild new Party Game.
www.kickstarter.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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The commercial version of "my eight hour photoshop gets six likes and my throwaway shitpost at 3am when I woke for a piss is at 15k and climbing"
“I think I spent just an afternoon on it.”

An annual repost as the World Series opens: From 2008, writer Paul Lukas (Uni Watch) interviews retired graphic designer Jerry Dior (1932-2015) about his creation of the MLB logo in 1968. ⚾️

Full article: espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/081105
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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(not mine) NVMe driver for Windows 2000! Both x86 _and_ AXP!

github.com/techomancer/...
GitHub - techomancer/nvme2k: NVME driver for Windows 2000
NVME driver for Windows 2000. Contribute to techomancer/nvme2k development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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New Jersey is the number one producer of eggplant in the United States.

It produces 26 million pounds of eggplant every year, and is sometimes called “the eggplant capital of the world.”

Don’t make us use the emoji.
October 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
McAlister's has a new online ordering system. I'm sad because it no longer says "No pickle: yes"
October 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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maybe cathode ray tubes were the only thing between humanity and Internet Madness?
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Remember back in like 2002 when everyone started doing rounded corners in web design? And then a year or two later it finally made it into CSS, and we just sort of had that as common web design for a couple of years? That's what the new macosx design is like.
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Things may be bad, but are they poetry bad?
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Another thing to note with the CD-only config is DEC was a *really* early adapter of CD-ROM. You could order a CD-ROM drive for your VAX in 1985.

Related, if anyone has the DEC/Philips/LMSI drive for this please lemme know I have the controller <3
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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guys guys guys guys guys
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This wasn’t dinner. This was destruction. Witch Doctor just took on the world’s most BRUTAL taco. FaceOffs Ep 4 now live: youtu.be/Ksct__C-kHg
September 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM