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Havard
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Sliced his hand on a new knife. Brick. Wrong about most things.
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Zoom calls really are the devil aren't they?
Zoom Workplace - Zoom Communications, Inc. - 10/31/2025 - 6.6.6 (19875)
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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At 6pm today it was "you're the next delivery stop!"

I don't even understand how this is possible.
August 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Still just normal Sunday afternoon things
Medium grey background with a black border then a white margin. There's a parody of a parody banner ad. It has a stretched Commodore VIC-20. The bottom says "EXPAND YOUR VIC-20". On the left, instead of the classic Random Hot Chick, it's William Shatner from the late 70s or early 80s. He exclaims "hot!" in a little red speech bubble. I'm sorry for not making this better convey the visual joke.
July 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Normal things on a Sunday afternoon
The Iron Sheik after spitting, and probably saying "Fucka the Holk Hogan" for some reason. It's pixely.
July 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I have questions.
A doordash review for Cinemark, yes, as in the movie theater chain Cinemark. Store Info, DashPass, Open now, 4.7 stars (50+ ratings) - 3.6 mi away $$ American - See More.
July 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Reason to hate Microsoft Teams #91238989058912398123794871239481712394

There is no place on the title bar wider than two or three pixels that you can click on to drag the window around. Every other pixel on there does something it shouldn't do.
Have someone stab you in the chest 47 times and tell you it's a good thing. That's the same as the UI of Microsoft Teams.
June 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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That time I paid for a twitter client for a Windows Mobile device.
Vendor provided screenshot of the Twikini twitter client for Windows Mobile from back in 2009. By 2011 they were no longer selling the product. Now it's flagged as "deceptive site", probably pushing malware.
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I bet you're the sort that has a pin that says COMPUTERS PROFESSIONAL or something.
It's the card carrying an enamel pin that reads COMPUTERS PROFESSOINAL in a green-on-black pixely "computers are the future" sort of font. The backing card reads Enamel pins by your favorite robot @rstevens, pixelpins.club, and of course the pin is in the middle.
March 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Not a scanner, but this arrived yesterday.
January 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

This is literally the premise of the show.
January 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Yeah, I'm in a death metal band called...
December 4, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I found him. This is the guy responsible for making everything on the internet turn to shit.
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 AM
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October 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Went out to a dark spot somewhere in Mississippi delta and got a few good shots of the aurora.
The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden. The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden. The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden. The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden.
October 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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A purple square with a cutout of the cohost eggbug ovaloid shape with an uneaten burrito sitting on aluminum foil filling most of it. The burrito was tasty.
October 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Remember when we made fun of the dog?
October 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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If you need me I'm easy to find.
October 5, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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This is the energy I want to project on Bluesky:
Star Trek TNG engineering console with brick emoji over each window while Geordi says Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick. It's all brick.
September 21, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,870,985!
September 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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We can post videos now?
September 12, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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At least these batteries were nice enough to leak before they were even purchased.
Duracell batteries are known to leak. These batteries couldn't even bothered to be purchased before leaking.
July 3, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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Looks like google is letting their idiot AI curate things again:
June 24, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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"Yeah, he does that to everyone. Fresh air is this way."
A man in a wheelchair exits the fart chamber and looks for directions from a woman holding the door.
June 6, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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"And you should be smelling it right about now."
A man in a wheelchair is trapped in a different torture chamber with a man that is about to tell you he farted.
June 6, 2024 at 8:00 PM