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Polypan here for a good time not a long time but stuck in the waiting line
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Ep 3 - Baywatch Nights: "The Creature". Chad's joined by Domi @djbunni.bsky.social to discuss this paranormal mystery about a frog woman that wants to rip throats and then explode.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ep 3 - Baywatch Nights: "The Creature". Chad's joined by Domi @djbunni.bsky.social to discuss this paranormal mystery about a frog woman that wants to rip throats and then explode.
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Pishogue [PISH-ohg]
(n.)
- A wise saw or aphorism; a spell or incantation; witchcraft.
- A fairy or a witch.
- A folk tale; a story of the supernatural; an unlikely or unbelievable story.
(n.)
- A wise saw or aphorism; a spell or incantation; witchcraft.
- A fairy or a witch.
- A folk tale; a story of the supernatural; an unlikely or unbelievable story.
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Pishogue [PISH-ohg]
(n.)
- A wise saw or aphorism; a spell or incantation; witchcraft.
- A fairy or a witch.
- A folk tale; a story of the supernatural; an unlikely or unbelievable story.
(n.)
- A wise saw or aphorism; a spell or incantation; witchcraft.
- A fairy or a witch.
- A folk tale; a story of the supernatural; an unlikely or unbelievable story.
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Dick Tracy implies the existence of Pussy Freehand
July 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dick Tracy implies the existence of Pussy Freehand
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That one Sports Alert that derails your day
#sports #kofie #kofiewhy
#sports #kofie #kofiewhy
June 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
That one Sports Alert that derails your day
#sports #kofie #kofiewhy
#sports #kofie #kofiewhy
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
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cannot wait to drop the first one tomorrow
June 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
cannot wait to drop the first one tomorrow
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If a baby octopus is born prematurely, is it put in an inkubator?
...and send
...and send
May 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If a baby octopus is born prematurely, is it put in an inkubator?
...and send
...and send
Crazy we don’t have utensils for bacon. Just white knuckling that salty greasy meat strip
May 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Crazy we don’t have utensils for bacon. Just white knuckling that salty greasy meat strip
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He must be polling pretty well if the "his platform is too ambitious/unrealistic" pieces are dropping.
During Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani's whirlwind rise in the New York City mayoral race, he has put forth a wish list of big ideas, including freezing rents for stabilized apartments. The proposals have energized his base, but their ambition could exceed the ability of any mayor to see them through.
Mamdani Has a Thin Legislative Record but Is a Forceful Voice in Albany
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May 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He must be polling pretty well if the "his platform is too ambitious/unrealistic" pieces are dropping.
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Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other
May 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other
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I’m glad we’re in this together.
May 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m glad we’re in this together.
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You don’t need to tell your aunt every time she posts an ai image that it’s clearly ai. She will never be able to tell the difference and never wants to. Just hit her with a “breathtaking Linda” and move on.
May 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You don’t need to tell your aunt every time she posts an ai image that it’s clearly ai. She will never be able to tell the difference and never wants to. Just hit her with a “breathtaking Linda” and move on.
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The Prophet was before us all along.
May 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Prophet was before us all along.
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"It's a mixture of teen hormones and Minovsky particles. Kids on the street are calling it 'kira-kira.' Prep school student takes one hit and next thing you know she's hanging out with some homeless guy in an old maintenance tunnel and saying she wishes she was a jellyfish."
May 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"It's a mixture of teen hormones and Minovsky particles. Kids on the street are calling it 'kira-kira.' Prep school student takes one hit and next thing you know she's hanging out with some homeless guy in an old maintenance tunnel and saying she wishes she was a jellyfish."
Gundam Gquuuuuux is so good Damg
May 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Gundam Gquuuuuux is so good Damg
Honestly I love this app over the bad place because back when we used that one I could never send my partner a post they hadn’t already seen
May 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Honestly I love this app over the bad place because back when we used that one I could never send my partner a post they hadn’t already seen
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Brief respite ✨️
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Brief respite ✨️
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Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963.
May 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963.
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I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this;
most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue!
well, we do. so fuck off.
most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue!
well, we do. so fuck off.
May 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this;
most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue!
well, we do. so fuck off.
most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue!
well, we do. so fuck off.
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I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
May 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
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Dancing in the Dark is my favorite song about a guy who’s panicked by how sick he is of his own bullshit.
May 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Dancing in the Dark is my favorite song about a guy who’s panicked by how sick he is of his own bullshit.