Jevanyn
@jevanyn.bsky.social
Looking for less politics, less noise, less AI spooge posting; more joy, more sports ball talk, more human contact and Questions. Excellient spellar.
Pretty sure death threats are a felony under federal law. Might be an impeachable offense. Too bad the Dems have no balls.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pretty sure death threats are a felony under federal law. Might be an impeachable offense. Too bad the Dems have no balls.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Stand back everyone! I'm going to eat yogurt!
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stand back everyone! I'm going to eat yogurt!
#EpsteinFiles Eagerly awaiting another 3-and-out by the Dems with this particular political football
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
#EpsteinFiles Eagerly awaiting another 3-and-out by the Dems with this particular political football
MLB: gambling scandals
NFL: sexual assault allegations
Olympics, not to be out-done:
www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
NFL: sexual assault allegations
Olympics, not to be out-done:
www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
Ex-snowboarder accused of orchestrating murder
A former Olympic snowboarder for Canada who is wanted by authorities for running a multinational drug trafficking network is facing additional charges in connection with the killing of a federal witne...
www.espn.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
MLB: gambling scandals
NFL: sexual assault allegations
Olympics, not to be out-done:
www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
NFL: sexual assault allegations
Olympics, not to be out-done:
www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
"Heck of a job, Bobby."
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
"If the outbreaks cannot be extinguished by January, the anniversary of the first cases in Texas, the United States will lose what is known as “elimination status” as determined by the World Health Organization."
(gift link)
C.D.C. Links Measles Outbreaks in Multiple States for the First Time
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
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Oh no what did I do
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh no what did I do
Boomers: in my day, things were better!
Gen X: in my day, things were better!
Everybody tired of the Generation Whatever bullshit: can we ask just stop actively fucking up the future?
Gen X: in my day, things were better!
Everybody tired of the Generation Whatever bullshit: can we ask just stop actively fucking up the future?
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Boomers: in my day, things were better!
Gen X: in my day, things were better!
Everybody tired of the Generation Whatever bullshit: can we ask just stop actively fucking up the future?
Gen X: in my day, things were better!
Everybody tired of the Generation Whatever bullshit: can we ask just stop actively fucking up the future?
Let this be the weirdest thing I read this week, si'l vouz plaît
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Let this be the weirdest thing I read this week, si'l vouz plaît
Jesus Christ, people. Maybe overreaction to the deal to pass a federal budget. SNAP money can be released now. There will be a vote on the ACA. No more performative dancing on the deck of the Titanic.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Jesus Christ, people. Maybe overreaction to the deal to pass a federal budget. SNAP money can be released now. There will be a vote on the ACA. No more performative dancing on the deck of the Titanic.
@scalzi.com is this a scene from Kaiju Preservation Society?
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
@scalzi.com is this a scene from Kaiju Preservation Society?
Best one-liner I've heard today, from a YouTube short: "Morale is at an all-time medium." 😄
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Best one-liner I've heard today, from a YouTube short: "Morale is at an all-time medium." 😄
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Let the prosecutions begin . . .
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Let the prosecutions begin . . .
Did Women Run the Workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Did Women Run the Workplace?
www.espn.com/espn/story/_...
I fing this very disappointing, maybe even a little disgusting. It's not a secret that gambling taints the results of everything it touches. After the Shohei Ohtani incident, and the NBA gambling sweep, and all the talk about the NFL and the KC Chiefs having a script...
I fing this very disappointing, maybe even a little disgusting. It's not a secret that gambling taints the results of everything it touches. After the Shohei Ohtani incident, and the NBA gambling sweep, and all the talk about the NFL and the KC Chiefs having a script...
ESPN names DraftKings official odds provider
In a deal starting Dec. 1, ESPN has named DraftKings its Official Sportsbook and Odds Provider, it was announced Thursday.
www.espn.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
www.espn.com/espn/story/_...
I fing this very disappointing, maybe even a little disgusting. It's not a secret that gambling taints the results of everything it touches. After the Shohei Ohtani incident, and the NBA gambling sweep, and all the talk about the NFL and the KC Chiefs having a script...
I fing this very disappointing, maybe even a little disgusting. It's not a secret that gambling taints the results of everything it touches. After the Shohei Ohtani incident, and the NBA gambling sweep, and all the talk about the NFL and the KC Chiefs having a script...
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America could NEVER have been ready for a President likeTrump
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
America could NEVER have been ready for a President likeTrump
"I could smell the mustard and onions"
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"I could smell the mustard and onions"
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Don't make me tap the sign
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
I stopped knowing all the words to every song on the radio the same month I became a father. Strange coincidence huh.
Saw an article about someone "redefining what it means to be a pop-star." And just all the comments from people being like "who?" "never heard of her?" and it's just folks, we're in our 40s, just accept we won't know a lot of these people and that doesn't mean "music is dead." We're just old...
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I stopped knowing all the words to every song on the radio the same month I became a father. Strange coincidence huh.
I think this metaphor fell apart, and no candy fell out
people hear tech guys say their ethos is Move Fast and Break Things, they mentally add "in pursuit of Innovation" but no, breaking things is the means and the end. they move fast to get a spot under the next piñata, cause if you break the things these guys break, most times a lot of money falls out
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think this metaphor fell apart, and no candy fell out
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Coffee is motivating not just because of its caffeine but because it is nice, nicer than the news, nicer than the weather, nicer than being yelled at, nicer than the polarised horrors of the internet.
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Coffee is motivating not just because of its caffeine but because it is nice, nicer than the news, nicer than the weather, nicer than being yelled at, nicer than the polarised horrors of the internet.
Another Hallowe'en in the books. Goof night, nerds.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Another Hallowe'en in the books. Goof night, nerds.