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Jevanyn
@jevanyn.bsky.social
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Looking for less politics, less noise, less AI spooge posting; more joy, more sports ball talk, more human contact and Questions. Excellient spellar.
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#LinkedIn Somebody finally said the quiet part out loud. I wonder if this will improve their "impressions" or raise their "clout".
Redacted LinkedIn post about job hunt payola. The #OPENTOWORK tag is a sign that they are a current job hunter.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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@scalzi.com is this a scene from Kaiju Preservation Society?
Credit: Ellis Rosen Style: New Yorker Magazine cartoon Visual: Two Godzillas sit at a table in a bar. Third Godzilla is the waiter, with a miniature city on a tray. Punchline: Who ordered the Manhattan?
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
Stranger Things meme: girl holds up sign: "if trump won't take responsibility, he can't take credit either"
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Did Women Run the Workplace?
From Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: Susie pretending to be a plumber: "Have plunger, will travel"
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Dora and Boots ask: Where's the ocean? It's right behind them, filling the screen. Boots looks especially concerned, probably about his friend's eyesight.
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"I could smell the mustard and onions"
Futurama screenshot: "hahaha oh wait, you were serious, let me laugh even harder, hahahahahaha"
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Them: act natural
Me:
Pokemon GO screenshot : Sudowoodo on a beach
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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If you see this, quote with the game you're currently playing

#IdleMafia
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Le Femme Rouge: Carmen Sandiego Swiper! No swiping! Why not both?
October 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Dora and Boots ask: Where's the ocean? They are standing on a pier, and the ocean fills the background of the image.
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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What's your sign?
Animated character holding sign toward the sky: Land you idiot so I can strangle u
September 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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The conversation in the stands when you're trying to concentrale on getting this batter out
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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This confluence is 🔥
September 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This confluence is 🔥
September 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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#GentleReminder if we* had a stadium-filling funeral for every gun victim in the US, we'd have no time for anything else
September 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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What's wrong with this sentence, I'll wait
Griffey Jr. hit 56 homers during the 1997 season, and again in 1998, part of a resume that earned him a near-unanimous election into Baseball's Hall of Fame in 1996.
September 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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"This isn't the America I know"

Black people:
Glaring in Chris Rock
September 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Inside you are two wolves
(No Dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this film)
Star Trek TOS episode with Kirk and a Gorn, but the Gorn is the dad from Dinosaurs.
September 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Text: I get that it looked a little cheesy, but I just way prefer how the Gorn looked in TOS Image: Scene from Star Trek original series where the Gorn is standing over Kirk, but the Gorn has been replaced by the dad from Dinosaurs
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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And the tarps are coming off the field #SomersetPatriots
Somerset Patriots grounds crew start pulling the tarp off the field after 45 minutes of rain
September 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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@bencollins.bsky.social @maureenjohnsonbooks.com
Are you two collaborating?
Ben describes an incident in New Hampshire involving a woman and a truck accident. Maureen has a picture of Henry Winkler as a lawyer, talking on the phone about a woman and an accident. These two messages were not from the same thread, or were they?
September 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Mlb.com you had one job
The [Major League Baseball] All-Star Game [in Philadelphia] to mark the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, will be played on July 14th.
August 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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New Florida Man origin story just dropped
August 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM