Jess🏳️⚧️
@jessushi404.bsky.social
She/Her
Puppygirl losing her grip on reality
Big fan of guys
Puppygirl losing her grip on reality
Big fan of guys
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Anyone who joined Bluesky before me is a dirty commie and everyone after me is an incel Nazi
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Anyone who joined Bluesky before me is a dirty commie and everyone after me is an incel Nazi
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I only listen to music with normal lyrics. the contents of the lyrics say nothing about my internal state or desires.
November 24, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I only listen to music with normal lyrics. the contents of the lyrics say nothing about my internal state or desires.
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[getting my dick sucked] why me
November 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
[getting my dick sucked] why me
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macbooks are nice but the air vents don't smell as good as on thinkpads
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
macbooks are nice but the air vents don't smell as good as on thinkpads
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Me when my gf pretends to throw the ball
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Me when my gf pretends to throw the ball
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i love when jazz musicians do that one thing on the piano
November 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
i love when jazz musicians do that one thing on the piano
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🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Ana Amari (age 62) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)
November 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Ana Amari (age 62) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)
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sliding a corn dog through the gloryhole
April 28, 2023 at 2:54 AM
sliding a corn dog through the gloryhole
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💞 is like a tail wagging if you really think about it
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 AM
💞 is like a tail wagging if you really think about it
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idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM
idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches
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November 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Quasimoto touching the Stone of True Power and becoming Omnimoto
November 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Quasimoto touching the Stone of True Power and becoming Omnimoto
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
November 7, 2024 at 5:19 AM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
November 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
November 8, 2024 at 5:36 AM
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
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KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 41 said they were sending their most seasoned detective. And you certainly look... seasoned.”
November 8, 2024 at 1:40 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 41 said they were sending their most seasoned detective. And you certainly look... seasoned.”
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every time I accept a Terms of Service, I cross my fingers behind my back. they can't get me.
November 12, 2024 at 12:24 AM
every time I accept a Terms of Service, I cross my fingers behind my back. they can't get me.
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remember to always pet your fellow scientist
October 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
remember to always pet your fellow scientist
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Debian is the Java of Linux distros (I will not elaborate)
August 11, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Debian is the Java of Linux distros (I will not elaborate)
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worms 3: worms worms
November 7, 2024 at 10:10 PM
worms 3: worms worms
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I did everything right and they deprecated my dependencies
November 8, 2024 at 8:43 AM
I did everything right and they deprecated my dependencies
Hit em with the eye practice
November 8, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Hit em with the eye practice
A panting I made a while back
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November 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
A panting I made a while back
Acrylic background
oil pastel foreground
Acrylic background
oil pastel foreground