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Jess Stryker
@jessstryker.bsky.social
Variety gamer
Cardboard slinger
💊 2/5/2022
🏳️‍⚧️ She/Fae
Been wrestling with the idea of scheduling meeting my dad for Christmas without my sister. After last week and Thanksgiving, really don't want to deal with her boyfriend. And at this point? Her as well.
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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They used to "laugh and call him nanes." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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There is absolutely no right price for transphobia.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Managed to finish up the bulk up my Christmas shopping today. Probably says something about how this year has gone if I spent more on friends than my actual blood family.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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literally anyone: "Welcome back to…"

me, immediately, loudly: "the STAGE OF HISTORY!"
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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A swear jar, but for saying "I'll be fine. I always am. :)"
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What were your first 4 commander decks?

Still have Nekusar and Yuriko to this day. Kumena became Emmara, Soul of the Accord and Omnath has been scrapped for future lands decks
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You ever walk through town reminiscing how you cuddled in the nearby graveyard with a cute girl a few months ago and now it won't happen for another few months because it's too cold presently?
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Still keep thinking back to Thanksgiving dinner last week. Maybe I'm not at that point yet, but have recently been asking myself what would it take to cut off parts of my family? 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Love it when you buy new lounge pants and discover they had pockets AFTER you've bought them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Drafted a MTG Foundations deck last night that was absolutely gross. 3-0'd the night and won two of my rounds in approximately 15 minutes.

My deck was the talk of my opponents all night and people were afraid to be paired against me after the stories from my first round opponent.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Iron Maiden
Blind Guardian
Sabaton
Alice Cooper
Journey
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Against Me!
Worriers
Nightwish
Eluveitie
Carly Rae Jepsen
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats

I could go on!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Everytime I see family, I'm reminded why I dread the holidays >_>
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Was too tired last night, so tried it first thing this morning and oh my god where has this been all my life?

Definitely have something to be thankful for today 😅
Can't wait to get off work later today. Got a new toy yesterday I'm looking forward to being able to try out.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can't wait to get off work later today. Got a new toy yesterday I'm looking forward to being able to try out.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Green Bean Casserole, no question.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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MY BABBAGE’S!!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Was going to save my money for a bit, but after seeing Bloody Roar for the first time in forever, I had to do a retro gaming pickup today.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Been thinking for some time I need a change and find a new job. Being told I don't have a choice going in at 4am (I've gone in at 6am for years and it was never an issue) might be the straw that breaks the camels back.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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It never occurred to me that you could make an entire animated series that looks like a late-gen PS1 cutscene, but it rules??
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
New retro gaming pickups!
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Last night's Halloween costume!
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM