Jesse Clampazzo
@jessetheclamps.bsky.social
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IGNORE ANYTHING I HAVE SAID THOUGHT OR FELT IN THE PAST THREE WEEKS THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL
September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
IGNORE ANYTHING I HAVE SAID THOUGHT OR FELT IN THE PAST THREE WEEKS THE GIANTS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL
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we used to be a proper country
May 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
we used to be a proper country
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tim duncan should’ve been the new pope that man was all-defensive first team eight times this pope they went with has never even been all-defensive first time once
no contest
no contest
May 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
tim duncan should’ve been the new pope that man was all-defensive first team eight times this pope they went with has never even been all-defensive first time once
no contest
no contest
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exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
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I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours
Ken Amada is still a bitch
March 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ken Amada is still a bitch
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as a guy who actually *likes* going into the office, working at a company with a good wfh policy rocks. it's monday and there's no one here, i have the whole place to myself. i'm using like ten monitors and five desks. i ate lunch at 11 am. created something i call "mega chair"
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
as a guy who actually *likes* going into the office, working at a company with a good wfh policy rocks. it's monday and there's no one here, i have the whole place to myself. i'm using like ten monitors and five desks. i ate lunch at 11 am. created something i call "mega chair"
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Today is the last day you can post this picture
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Today is the last day you can post this picture
With the GOAT 💗💗
December 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
With the GOAT 💗💗
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[Mafia man grabs Leno and pushes him down the stairs] That’s for your gambling debt. [He grabs Leno and pushes him down another flight of stairs] And that…is for Conan
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
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November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
[Mafia man grabs Leno and pushes him down the stairs] That’s for your gambling debt. [He grabs Leno and pushes him down another flight of stairs] And that…is for Conan
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
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It just doesn't get any easier...🥺
November 15, 2024 at 7:40 PM
It just doesn't get any easier...🥺
What's going on over here
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
What's going on over here
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Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Giants
NHL: Canadiens
College: nope
MLB: Mike Singletary
Soccer: Liverpool
NLL: wtf is this
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Giants
NHL: Canadiens
College: nope
MLB: Mike Singletary
Soccer: Liverpool
NLL: wtf is this
November 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Giants
NHL: Canadiens
College: nope
MLB: Mike Singletary
Soccer: Liverpool
NLL: wtf is this
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Giants
NHL: Canadiens
College: nope
MLB: Mike Singletary
Soccer: Liverpool
NLL: wtf is this
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me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum
the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?
me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?
me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
July 23, 2023 at 4:23 AM
me: you call that a blowjob? I didn’t even cum
the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?
me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
the samurai who sucked me off: are you sure?
me: wha- [suddenly starts blasting everywhere]
Signalis was such a good game. I wish more games were like it.
November 9, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Signalis was such a good game. I wish more games were like it.
We outta bring back the bull-moose party
November 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
We outta bring back the bull-moose party
Been REAL chill. This is nice.
a man in a white polo shirt says ohhhh
ALT: a man in a white polo shirt says ohhhh
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November 7, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Been REAL chill. This is nice.
Gonna be heads down for a few years. It's literally the same story and I don't want to be aware od things the next 4 years.
November 6, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Gonna be heads down for a few years. It's literally the same story and I don't want to be aware od things the next 4 years.
Woah, that was rough. Gonna be here full time now. Not gonna deal with those people over on Twitter👀
November 6, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Woah, that was rough. Gonna be here full time now. Not gonna deal with those people over on Twitter👀