Jesse Bird
@jessebird.bsky.social
Librocubicularist. Reader/Eater. Professional Stutterer.
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Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shootings of two Minnesota lawmakers on the far left, Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) stressed Tuesday that he would have said the same ...
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
If you hate laughing do not watch this! I hate laughing and I watched this and I laughed a lot.
A good thing has happened: the complete Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ is available on Apple for just $9.99. Every season! All your favorites! And just a penny less than ten bucks!
Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ - Apple TV
A semi-scripted comedy with an ensemble of seven real estate agents set against the backdrop of a luxury, cut throat LA real estate firm.
tv.apple.com
June 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you hate laughing do not watch this! I hate laughing and I watched this and I laughed a lot.
What book is this? 🪐📚💙
Found this little tableau at work today. It was all together sans rocket ship, which I found in a different room and added.
Found this little tableau at work today. It was all together sans rocket ship, which I found in a different room and added.
June 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What book is this? 🪐📚💙
Found this little tableau at work today. It was all together sans rocket ship, which I found in a different room and added.
Found this little tableau at work today. It was all together sans rocket ship, which I found in a different room and added.
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Éowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, among the Riders of Rohan ⚔️
Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)
#lordoftherings #lotr #eowyn #lotrfanart #illustration #fantasyart #tolkien
Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)
#lordoftherings #lotr #eowyn #lotrfanart #illustration #fantasyart #tolkien
May 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Éowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, among the Riders of Rohan ⚔️
Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)
#lordoftherings #lotr #eowyn #lotrfanart #illustration #fantasyart #tolkien
Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)
#lordoftherings #lotr #eowyn #lotrfanart #illustration #fantasyart #tolkien
Tubi you're great, but I fucking hate that guy with the cowboy hat head. Stop showing him to me.
February 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Tubi you're great, but I fucking hate that guy with the cowboy hat head. Stop showing him to me.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then the dragons arrived.
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Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene. And then the dragons arrived
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February 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then the dragons arrived.
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#Books #BookSky #Underrated 💙📚
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments. 2/10
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments. 2/10
January 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
#Books #BookSky #Underrated 💙📚
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments. 2/10
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments. 2/10
#Books #BookSky #Underrated 💙📚
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments.
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments.
December 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
#Books #BookSky #Underrated 💙📚
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments.
10 books that you thought were underrated. Explain why in the comments.
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Me: It's the Holiday Sey🎁🎄🎅!
My sarcastic asshole friend:
🙄 hoop-de-do and dickory dock, don't forget to hang up your sock🤦.
My sarcastic asshole friend:
🙄 hoop-de-do and dickory dock, don't forget to hang up your sock🤦.
December 13, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Me: It's the Holiday Sey🎁🎄🎅!
My sarcastic asshole friend:
🙄 hoop-de-do and dickory dock, don't forget to hang up your sock🤦.
My sarcastic asshole friend:
🙄 hoop-de-do and dickory dock, don't forget to hang up your sock🤦.
I'm in my late 40's and have seen A Christmas Story at least once a year since 1983 and have just today realized that this guy's name is SCUT.
December 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I'm in my late 40's and have seen A Christmas Story at least once a year since 1983 and have just today realized that this guy's name is SCUT.
Sitting in my car not reading this book I just got 💙📚 #WeirdFiction #Penguin
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Sitting in my car not reading this book I just got 💙📚 #WeirdFiction #Penguin
I'm the whitest person I know.
Out of 351 artists these were the ones on top. Who’s on your list? #SpotifyWrapped
Out of 351 artists these were the ones on top. Who’s on your list? #SpotifyWrapped
My top artists of 2024 - Get yours
2024 Wrapped
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I'm the whitest person I know.
Out of 351 artists these were the ones on top. Who’s on your list? #SpotifyWrapped
Out of 351 artists these were the ones on top. Who’s on your list? #SpotifyWrapped
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 20/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
December 3, 2024 at 10:15 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 20/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
The regrets I have in my life are varied and numerous, but the one that's been playing on my mind a lot recently is that I should have done more listening to The Silver Jews.
December 3, 2024 at 12:54 AM
The regrets I have in my life are varied and numerous, but the one that's been playing on my mind a lot recently is that I should have done more listening to The Silver Jews.
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 19/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
December 2, 2024 at 8:18 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 19/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
Lol, no it's not?
Jason Statham’s Action Fantasy Movie Is Perfect for 'Game of Thrones' Fans
Jason Statham starred in an action fantasy movie in 2007 that has a lot in common with 'Game of Thrones.'
movieweb.com
December 2, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Lol, no it's not?
Looking for a good OSR orientated podcast. Either rules/games talk or reviews. I really enjoy Bandits Keep, Fear of a Black Dragon, and Between Two Cairns.
Not looking for actuall plays, but shout out to 3D6DTL #OSR
Not looking for actuall plays, but shout out to 3D6DTL #OSR
December 2, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Looking for a good OSR orientated podcast. Either rules/games talk or reviews. I really enjoy Bandits Keep, Fear of a Black Dragon, and Between Two Cairns.
Not looking for actuall plays, but shout out to 3D6DTL #OSR
Not looking for actuall plays, but shout out to 3D6DTL #OSR
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 18/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #RobertoBolaño
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #RobertoBolaño
December 1, 2024 at 10:08 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 18/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #RobertoBolaño
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #RobertoBolaño
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Each time I make a single slice of toast I alternate the slot in the toaster so the other slot doesn't feel left out
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Each time I make a single slice of toast I alternate the slot in the toaster so the other slot doesn't feel left out
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DATE: Do you remember your first crush?
THE HULK: *tearing up a little* Hulk do
THE HULK: *tearing up a little* Hulk do
November 30, 2024 at 6:15 PM
DATE: Do you remember your first crush?
THE HULK: *tearing up a little* Hulk do
THE HULK: *tearing up a little* Hulk do
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 17/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#GeneWolfe
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#GeneWolfe
November 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 17/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#GeneWolfe
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀
#GeneWolfe
Name this indie band.
November 29, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Name this indie band.
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 16/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #arthurian
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #arthurian
November 28, 2024 at 8:44 PM
20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 16/20
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #arthurian
#BookSky #bookchallenge 💙📚👀 #arthurian