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Jessica Scott
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Software Engineer ex-HubSpot, MIT Alum
This dope as hell, the kind of energy we needed from the useless Democrats.
November 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Since Alex Jones himself isn't going away, I propose allowing the Knowledge Fight guys to record episodes in the Infowars studio and then promote them on Infowars social media accounts.
I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Ben, you magnificent bastard (excuse me, I mean Tim).
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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can "generative" AI make me a sandwich? no? just a fucked up picture of a sandwich? then im against it
June 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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Damn you think??????
Return-to-office mandates at some of the most powerful tech companies — Apple, Microsoft and SpaceX — were followed by a spike in departures among the most senior, tough-to-replace talent, according to a case study published last week.
Ordered back to the office, top tech talent left instead, study finds
In the months following return-to-office mandates, an increased number of senior employees departed Apple, Microsoft and SpaceX, often to work for competitors.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Everyone talking about how much pranks suck ass makes me so happy
April 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
If you still have “.eth” in your Twitter name, I’m not listening to whatever you have to say about AI
February 27, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Whether this story is made up or not (lol, snapping?) the correct answer is obviously “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich”
To my mind another subversive part of this is the weekly standard guy’s impulse to attach a brand to his favorite sandwich. Wouldn’t most people just say pastrami on rye or BLT or something similar?
Haven’t seen a less believable opening anecdote in a long time www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
February 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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January 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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This is an amazing story. Houston criminalized feeding the homeless, Food not Bombs continued to do so, the city has ticketed them dozens of times and occasionally arrested members but hasn’t been able to get a single conviction. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Food Not Bombs trial rescheduled after too many jurors objected to $500 fine for feeding homeless
Roughly 90 tickets have been issued since March to volunteers with the loosely organized Food Not Bombs, which serves meals to people in need.
www.houstonchronicle.com
January 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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The Feast Of Bacchus, by Phillips de Koninck, 1654, 📸 by Kathryn Riley
January 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I can’t even concentrate on the wild shit this dude is saying because I can’t stop staring at the very fake “house” in the background
An online pastor was charged in CO for a $1.3 million crypto scam. He's released a 9-minute video explaining that the Lord told him to sell "a cryptocurrency with no clear exit", and spend some of it on "a home remodel the Lord told us to do".

Here's a supercut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYB2...
Colorado pastor: "We took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit"
Pastor Eli Regalado says he and his wife Kaitlyn "took God at his word and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit"... then spent some of the money on "a ho...
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Oh god I had no idea the backstory on this, even sadder than I realized
The South Korean police interrogated PARASITE star Lee Sun-hyun for 19 hours on Christmas Eve. During this time, he requested that a lie detector test to prove his innocence re: drug use. This a.m., he was dead of an apparent suicide. My views on how the media/police/netizens played a part in this.
Rest in Peace, Lee Sun-kyun
How South Korea's stringent anti-drug laws played a role in the famed "Parasite" actor's death
jaehakim.substack.com
December 28, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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“But how will I explain trans people to my kids?” Bitch that is extremely easy, like 100x easier than explaining the plot points of The Phantom Menace
December 27, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Look, I would never say that I hate or even dislike a dog. But let’s be real, some of them are just assholes. Adorable, fluffy jerks.
December 25, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Today I introduced my football-obsessed brother and sister-in-law to the east-west bowl sketches, my good deed for the day
December 25, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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"Panasonic has turned down a second multi-million dollar deal to open a battery plant in Oklahoma. This marks the third company to stray away from the state, as lawmakers work to figure out why Oklahoma can’t land these large deals."

Weird. Such a mystery.
www.news9.com/story/658632...
December 24, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Ok so I do not use threads but I do use insta and facebook (the latter only for extremely niche private groups about podcasts or diy manicures) and they are both recommending all these Zionist pro-genocide threads to me and I don’t know WHAT I did to make the algorithm think I’m interested in that
December 23, 2023 at 3:00 PM
SPOILERS for Gilded Age I guess but

despite this being like the lowest stakes drama in the world, I GASPED at the end when the butler was like “is that *your* wish?
December 18, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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Abortion ban "exceptions" don't exist. They never existed. Not for rape. Not for incest. Not for the life of the mother. The only people they're designed to protect is the politicians who tout them as a fraudulent defense of an inhumane policy. Exceptions are a talking point and nothing else.
NEW: The Texas Supreme Court VACATES the temporary restraining order that would have allowed Kate Cox to get an abortion in Texas, stating that her situation, as articulated, falls outside the medical-necessity exception www.txcourts.gov/media/145764...
December 12, 2023 at 12:39 AM
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this is not a callout of anyone and I’m grateful they’re on the morally correct side of this but I keep seeing men being genuinely shocked about the idea of a state forcing a woman to give birth and I sort of just feel like …. the women in your life have been telling you it would come to this
December 9, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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apropos of nothing currently going on in texas sometimes i wonder if guillotines are too quick
December 9, 2023 at 4:53 AM
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“Possible first amendment activity” is such an unsettlingly dystopian phrase
December 8, 2023 at 9:29 PM