Jessica BS
@jeskuhbs.bsky.social
Fangirl.
Wife.
Twin mom.
RVA raised, DMV transplant in Way East Bay, CA.
Co-Host, The Hart Chicks Present...
Pixie cut enthusiast.
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Wife.
Twin mom.
RVA raised, DMV transplant in Way East Bay, CA.
Co-Host, The Hart Chicks Present...
Pixie cut enthusiast.
🩷💜💙
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Your School House Rock moment......
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Seen on Threads: “At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to *rent* the libs.”
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Seen on Threads: “At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to *rent* the libs.”
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Today's Headlines
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Today's Headlines
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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Sunday March 23 Schumer will be at:
The Ann and Jerry Moss Theater--New Roads School
Herb Alpert Educational Village 3131 Olympic Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90404
Pushing his book and charging $50 per seat.
3-4:15 PDT.
Anyone in the area might want to say hi and let him know how we feel.
The Ann and Jerry Moss Theater--New Roads School
Herb Alpert Educational Village 3131 Olympic Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90404
Pushing his book and charging $50 per seat.
3-4:15 PDT.
Anyone in the area might want to say hi and let him know how we feel.
March 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sunday March 23 Schumer will be at:
The Ann and Jerry Moss Theater--New Roads School
Herb Alpert Educational Village 3131 Olympic Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90404
Pushing his book and charging $50 per seat.
3-4:15 PDT.
Anyone in the area might want to say hi and let him know how we feel.
The Ann and Jerry Moss Theater--New Roads School
Herb Alpert Educational Village 3131 Olympic Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90404
Pushing his book and charging $50 per seat.
3-4:15 PDT.
Anyone in the area might want to say hi and let him know how we feel.
Unearthed a @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social & @hankgreen.bsky.social artifact while cleaning out a bookcase
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Unearthed a @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social & @hankgreen.bsky.social artifact while cleaning out a bookcase
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Relatable
Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender
March 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Relatable
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In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
March 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
@governor.ca.gov hey Governor Newsom— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
February 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@governor.ca.gov hey Governor Newsom— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
@repmarkdesaulnier.bsky.social hey Rep DeSaulnier— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
February 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@repmarkdesaulnier.bsky.social hey Rep DeSaulnier— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
@padilla.senate.gov hey Senator Padilla — your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
February 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@padilla.senate.gov hey Senator Padilla — your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
@schiff.senate.gov hey Senator Schiff— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
February 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@schiff.senate.gov hey Senator Schiff— your constituents who are federal employees have been asked to give 5 bullet points on their jobs. Can you give us 5 bullet points on what you’ve done to help those constituents?
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This is probably the most accurate take.
February 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is probably the most accurate take.
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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Memos have been distributed to instill fear, warning federal employees that layoffs will begin if not enough people accept Elon’s buyout. This no longer feels voluntary.
February 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Memos have been distributed to instill fear, warning federal employees that layoffs will begin if not enough people accept Elon’s buyout. This no longer feels voluntary.
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Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
Hey @warren.senate.gov thanks for the fundraising email. I can’t spare anything right now because there’s a literal coup happening, and all my brain space is taken up by wondering WHERE Congress is and WHY all of you REGARDLESS of party aren’t outside OPM demanding answers and physically removing EM
February 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hey @warren.senate.gov thanks for the fundraising email. I can’t spare anything right now because there’s a literal coup happening, and all my brain space is taken up by wondering WHERE Congress is and WHY all of you REGARDLESS of party aren’t outside OPM demanding answers and physically removing EM
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i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them
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An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.
February 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.
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Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.
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Canada is arguably putting more direct pressure on elected Republicans than any U.S.-based group or organization including the Democratic Party
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
February 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Canada is arguably putting more direct pressure on elected Republicans than any U.S.-based group or organization including the Democratic Party
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...