@jemsalad.bsky.social
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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great news, everyone! turning a 5 into a 6 because you forgot the year is one of the easiest ones to fudge! turning a 6 into a 7 won't be so simple
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
great news, everyone! turning a 5 into a 6 because you forgot the year is one of the easiest ones to fudge! turning a 6 into a 7 won't be so simple
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i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the polycule is a wreck, a coyote therian fucking vored our outdoor catboy
Truly gives the least accurate possible impression of the rest of the series. No weird apps or simulated people or robots or anything, just goes hog wild
CN: spoilers for S1E1 of Black Mirror
further CN: bestiality
I can’t believe they STARTED this series with prime-ministerial pig-fucking!!!
further CN: bestiality
I can’t believe they STARTED this series with prime-ministerial pig-fucking!!!
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Truly gives the least accurate possible impression of the rest of the series. No weird apps or simulated people or robots or anything, just goes hog wild
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my favorite internet commenters are the ones who aren't surprised by stuff. what a cool guy, I always think. the only thing he couldn't predict is that other people would be surprised. that one always seems to get him.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
my favorite internet commenters are the ones who aren't surprised by stuff. what a cool guy, I always think. the only thing he couldn't predict is that other people would be surprised. that one always seems to get him.
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
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On “circlusion”
the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
On “circlusion”
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some people are like:
*got cheated on while doing polyamory*
"i will never do polyamory again"
*got cheated on while doing monogamy*
"i'm gonna do monogamy even harder"
*got cheated on while doing polyamory*
"i will never do polyamory again"
*got cheated on while doing monogamy*
"i'm gonna do monogamy even harder"
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
some people are like:
*got cheated on while doing polyamory*
"i will never do polyamory again"
*got cheated on while doing monogamy*
"i'm gonna do monogamy even harder"
*got cheated on while doing polyamory*
"i will never do polyamory again"
*got cheated on while doing monogamy*
"i'm gonna do monogamy even harder"
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Probly russia
It's a good playlist! I just don't know where it came from
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Probly russia
"Permafrost" by SJ Norman - short stories, very trans, very surreal, somewhat Australian
hit me with your recommendations for excellent trans adult fiction by trans authors? Stag Dance and RCBG have been rattling around in my head since I read them and I and want to read more trans stories that aren't memoir or aimed at young readers!
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"Permafrost" by SJ Norman - short stories, very trans, very surreal, somewhat Australian
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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criminal making the paddington bear eat batteries at gunpoint. eat another one you little monster. i want to hear them clinking around in there
September 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
criminal making the paddington bear eat batteries at gunpoint. eat another one you little monster. i want to hear them clinking around in there
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These are the stories I want from social media 👇
News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
September 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
These are the stories I want from social media 👇
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“Kiss my ass” seems like such a vulnerable request. What next in the world of insults? “Play with my hair.” “Tickle my arm.” “Watch this video of me as a child.”
July 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Kiss my ass” seems like such a vulnerable request. What next in the world of insults? “Play with my hair.” “Tickle my arm.” “Watch this video of me as a child.”
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does dragonfruit have flavour only picked straight off a tree in the tropics, or is it truly nature's biggest catfish
June 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
does dragonfruit have flavour only picked straight off a tree in the tropics, or is it truly nature's biggest catfish
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We got high and watched fight club last night, here are @jemsalad.bsky.social 's notes
June 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We got high and watched fight club last night, here are @jemsalad.bsky.social 's notes
Is this feelings because of hrt of because of Brandi Carlile
June 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Is this feelings because of hrt of because of Brandi Carlile
Someone at work the other day earnestly said "that really grinds my goat." Fun fact this is called a malaphor and I have always suspected "same difference" is one (same thing plus no difference?)
my bestie was like “dead horses couldn’t drag it outta me” & like. that’s not how the saying goes, but also, she’s not wrong. dead horses can’t do anything
June 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Someone at work the other day earnestly said "that really grinds my goat." Fun fact this is called a malaphor and I have always suspected "same difference" is one (same thing plus no difference?)
In a classic Jem caper today I was browsing the wares of a local boutique when birdseed started suddenly pouring out of my coat pocket onto the floor right in front of the nonplussed cashier
May 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
In a classic Jem caper today I was browsing the wares of a local boutique when birdseed started suddenly pouring out of my coat pocket onto the floor right in front of the nonplussed cashier