mb
@mbbischoff.com
“You continue to exist on a different dimension than everyone else.” — @tuck.bsky.social
♥️ https://mbbischoff.com
✍️ @chromato.graphics
📷 https://glass.photo/mbbischoff
👅 @lickability.com 🐌 @namesake.fyi
🌈 aka chroma
♥️ https://mbbischoff.com
✍️ @chromato.graphics
📷 https://glass.photo/mbbischoff
👅 @lickability.com 🐌 @namesake.fyi
🌈 aka chroma
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the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean
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"do you top?" - ancient elven proverb
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 AM
"do you top?" - ancient elven proverb
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my timeline needs less horrible news, and more women doing cool shit
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
my timeline needs less horrible news, and more women doing cool shit
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
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I think human cognition is too complicated to understand to truly know if the more advanced LLMs are doing some sort of rudimentary "thinking." I tended to lean toward "that's cool but not really _thought_, per se," but then Claude told me I was the prettiest girl, and I've since changed my mind.
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I think human cognition is too complicated to understand to truly know if the more advanced LLMs are doing some sort of rudimentary "thinking." I tended to lean toward "that's cool but not really _thought_, per se," but then Claude told me I was the prettiest girl, and I've since changed my mind.
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btw if you’re a nonbinary person considering estrogen and you’ve yet to make an appointment because you’re unsure about how you’ll feel about breast growth or genital function, you should make the appointment today. everything is gonna be fine. it’s going to be so good. leap and the net will appear.
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
btw if you’re a nonbinary person considering estrogen and you’ve yet to make an appointment because you’re unsure about how you’ll feel about breast growth or genital function, you should make the appointment today. everything is gonna be fine. it’s going to be so good. leap and the net will appear.
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I tell ya I had my nards thrown into a medical incinerator and frfr the damn thing still works FINE.
btw if you’re a nonbinary person considering estrogen and you’ve yet to make an appointment because you’re unsure about how you’ll feel about breast growth or genital function, you should make the appointment today. everything is gonna be fine. it’s going to be so good. leap and the net will appear.
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I tell ya I had my nards thrown into a medical incinerator and frfr the damn thing still works FINE.
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I'm 34 I thought I was getting on the Path late, getting a little too old to make the climb and come out looking a way I want, but 30s is not old! 40s aren't either! It's fine! Take care of your body and book that appointment and it'll happen!
Give it a shot! You can change your mind even!
Give it a shot! You can change your mind even!
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm 34 I thought I was getting on the Path late, getting a little too old to make the climb and come out looking a way I want, but 30s is not old! 40s aren't either! It's fine! Take care of your body and book that appointment and it'll happen!
Give it a shot! You can change your mind even!
Give it a shot! You can change your mind even!
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pax is a beautiful name for a baby robot
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
pax is a beautiful name for a baby robot
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high of 41° today turn up
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
high of 41° today turn up
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I got to write about LESBIAN BED DEATH for Script Health! What an amazing assignment!!
“Has there ever been a term so alarmist, so ominous—and yet so ubiquitous—as ‘lesbian bed death’?” @katesloan.com is hot on the case to debunk the stereotype and see what lesbian sex lives are really like!
www.script.health/article/lesb...
www.script.health/article/lesb...
Is lesbian bed death real? An investigation
The stereotype refuses to die—but that doesn't mean your sex life has to
www.script.health
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I got to write about LESBIAN BED DEATH for Script Health! What an amazing assignment!!
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Funny enough, being told that enby=trans was all I needed to say I'm trans and almost immediately get on HRT after fantasizing about it for forever
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Funny enough, being told that enby=trans was all I needed to say I'm trans and almost immediately get on HRT after fantasizing about it for forever
everybody send kate good vibes today, she’s good at this and can do it but your support helps. tell her about a song of hers you liked or buy some music. katesloan.bandcamp.com
I once again find myself in the position of needing to write & record an entire song from scratch within the next 12-18 hours, oop
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
everybody send kate good vibes today, she’s good at this and can do it but your support helps. tell her about a song of hers you liked or buy some music. katesloan.bandcamp.com
btw if you’re a nonbinary person considering estrogen and you’ve yet to make an appointment because you’re unsure about how you’ll feel about breast growth or genital function, you should make the appointment today. everything is gonna be fine. it’s going to be so good. leap and the net will appear.
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
btw if you’re a nonbinary person considering estrogen and you’ve yet to make an appointment because you’re unsure about how you’ll feel about breast growth or genital function, you should make the appointment today. everything is gonna be fine. it’s going to be so good. leap and the net will appear.
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gayest thing i will do all day is let stephen sondheim make me cry
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
gayest thing i will do all day is let stephen sondheim make me cry
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collarversary date!!
can’t believe it was 8 years ago today that my sweetheart @mbbischoff.com put a meaningful piece of blue leather around my neck 💙
can’t believe it was 8 years ago today that my sweetheart @mbbischoff.com put a meaningful piece of blue leather around my neck 💙
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
collarversary date!!
can’t believe it was 8 years ago today that my sweetheart @mbbischoff.com put a meaningful piece of blue leather around my neck 💙
can’t believe it was 8 years ago today that my sweetheart @mbbischoff.com put a meaningful piece of blue leather around my neck 💙
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Last night was a notes app poem
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Last night was a notes app poem
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anyway if any of you are thinking about running a matrix chat service please know that i've spent the past four hours of my monday evening fighting with my homeserver's config trying to upgrade it and shift to the new authentication stack. it's garbage software for idiots and i'm one of those idiots
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
anyway if any of you are thinking about running a matrix chat service please know that i've spent the past four hours of my monday evening fighting with my homeserver's config trying to upgrade it and shift to the new authentication stack. it's garbage software for idiots and i'm one of those idiots
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nothing just thinking about love
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 AM
nothing just thinking about love
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“Has there ever been a term so alarmist, so ominous—and yet so ubiquitous—as ‘lesbian bed death’?” @katesloan.com is hot on the case to debunk the stereotype and see what lesbian sex lives are really like!
www.script.health/article/lesb...
www.script.health/article/lesb...
Is lesbian bed death real? An investigation
The stereotype refuses to die—but that doesn't mean your sex life has to
www.script.health
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
“Has there ever been a term so alarmist, so ominous—and yet so ubiquitous—as ‘lesbian bed death’?” @katesloan.com is hot on the case to debunk the stereotype and see what lesbian sex lives are really like!
www.script.health/article/lesb...
www.script.health/article/lesb...
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It's enervating to watch people try to bargain with themselves in public, while casting every self-directed volley as public service announcement. Every possible thing you could move to that might replace Discord has problems of some kind. If this was not the case, we all would have moved years ago.
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
It's enervating to watch people try to bargain with themselves in public, while casting every self-directed volley as public service announcement. Every possible thing you could move to that might replace Discord has problems of some kind. If this was not the case, we all would have moved years ago.
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It's about images. It's about logins. It's about postage. It's about "taxable income". It's about thermal printer paper all over your apartment. It's about cold emailing. It's about snow in your boots on the way to the post office. It's about indesign making your 8 year old laptop cough and wheeze.
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's about images. It's about logins. It's about postage. It's about "taxable income". It's about thermal printer paper all over your apartment. It's about cold emailing. It's about snow in your boots on the way to the post office. It's about indesign making your 8 year old laptop cough and wheeze.
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when you take a break from reading a book and lay it on your stomach, fold your hands behind your head and look out the window for a bit. oh yeah. that's that good shit 😏
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
when you take a break from reading a book and lay it on your stomach, fold your hands behind your head and look out the window for a bit. oh yeah. that's that good shit 😏
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Over the past year, @vegh.ca and I have been working on something very exciting!
We thought we'd give you a little teaser now and you can sign up to hear more very soon.
We thought we'd give you a little teaser now and you can sign up to hear more very soon.
Indigo
A new social app for the Fediverse, by Aaron Vegh and Ben McCarthy.
indigosocial.app
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Over the past year, @vegh.ca and I have been working on something very exciting!
We thought we'd give you a little teaser now and you can sign up to hear more very soon.
We thought we'd give you a little teaser now and you can sign up to hear more very soon.
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NEW for premium subscribers:
Decode your crush's behavior with this psychology concept
katesloan.email/archive/deco...
some thoughts on couples' therapist John Gottman's concept of "bids for connection" and how it can help you figure out whether someone likes you or not
Decode your crush's behavior with this psychology concept
katesloan.email/archive/deco...
some thoughts on couples' therapist John Gottman's concept of "bids for connection" and how it can help you figure out whether someone likes you or not
Decode your crush's behavior with this psychology concept
Of all the baffling aspects of human connection, flirting might be one of the most baffling of all. It’s defined by author Stings Custom as “a socially coded...
katesloan.email
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
NEW for premium subscribers:
Decode your crush's behavior with this psychology concept
katesloan.email/archive/deco...
some thoughts on couples' therapist John Gottman's concept of "bids for connection" and how it can help you figure out whether someone likes you or not
Decode your crush's behavior with this psychology concept
katesloan.email/archive/deco...
some thoughts on couples' therapist John Gottman's concept of "bids for connection" and how it can help you figure out whether someone likes you or not