Christa Mrgan
@antichrista.bsky.social
Taller than expected!
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
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I’d say we had a good run as a country, but that’s not really true
Cupid can piss off!!! My brother shot me in the foot with a crossbow once, and guess what? That shit really hurts. 😠
February 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Cupid can piss off!!! My brother shot me in the foot with a crossbow once, and guess what? That shit really hurts. 😠
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie was so good, and I really hope their lawyers all take the primo acid reflux meds
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie was so good, and I really hope their lawyers all take the primo acid reflux meds
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over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
Wes Cook and the Centralia McDonald's Mural
A personal story about discovering a mural in a McDonald's, an unknown artist named Wes Cook, saving the mural, and a conference talk about the whole thing.
cabel.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
oh hey yeah hi hi, you holding any crystal? what do you mean, what are my hobbies? hey hey c’mon the sign said “speed dating”
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
oh hey yeah hi hi, you holding any crystal? what do you mean, what are my hobbies? hey hey c’mon the sign said “speed dating”
finally went to PT for my knee (been avoiding it bc I worried they’d tell me to stop doing fun things) and received this incredibly back-handed compliment: “your legs are actually very strong! Like way stronger than I would’ve thought, just looking at you.” 😤
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
finally went to PT for my knee (been avoiding it bc I worried they’d tell me to stop doing fun things) and received this incredibly back-handed compliment: “your legs are actually very strong! Like way stronger than I would’ve thought, just looking at you.” 😤
2am on a Thursday, still thinking about it
see, it’s a stuffed-crust pizza, but the crust is stuffed with one long octopus tentacle
just think about it
just think about it
February 12, 2026 at 10:12 AM
2am on a Thursday, still thinking about it
my timeline needs less horrible news, and more women doing cool shit
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
my timeline needs less horrible news, and more women doing cool shit
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
less firehose, more fire hoes 🔥💃🏻
me when I have to tighten the snow chains by myself
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
me when I have to tighten the snow chains by myself
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there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
logo for that new upscaled KFC spinoff “Luxuriously Fancy Chicken”
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
logo for that new upscaled KFC spinoff “Luxuriously Fancy Chicken”
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I miss all my favorite brands on here. Ronald McDonald was my good friend and lover
August 26, 2023 at 2:36 PM
I miss all my favorite brands on here. Ronald McDonald was my good friend and lover
VHS tracking error ass face
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
VHS tracking error ass face
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Thanks to @panic.com and @popagenda.co for sending out 2 Playdate bundles to generous donors for our ICE Out Charity Stream! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Thanks to @panic.com and @popagenda.co for sending out 2 Playdate bundles to generous donors for our ICE Out Charity Stream! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
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everything reminds me of her
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
everything reminds me of her
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my body is a machine that turns intrusive thoughts into poorly-photoshopped gags
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
my body is a machine that turns intrusive thoughts into poorly-photoshopped gags
Aw, this was a fun time. I recreated the Lonely Gal Margarita Mix label (I emptied out the mix bottle and made some decent margaritas in it), and our friends brought cactuses and paper clips 🥲
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Aw, this was a fun time. I recreated the Lonely Gal Margarita Mix label (I emptied out the mix bottle and made some decent margaritas in it), and our friends brought cactuses and paper clips 🥲
tentacle-stuffed-crust pizza
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
tentacle-stuffed-crust pizza
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(they didn’t order a dispersal or declare a riot first; just started gassing 7-year-olds with no warning)
ICE tear gassed a bunch of children on Saturday. This was a massive escalation of force. They were shooting tear gas at the back of the crowd, it took these unmasked people maybe 3-5 minutes in the cloud of tear gas to escape in without trampling. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...
ICE is afraid of children protesting
“Next time, I’ll be back with a gas mask.”
www.theverge.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
(they didn’t order a dispersal or declare a riot first; just started gassing 7-year-olds with no warning)
when someone gives u a duck, but ur still unhappy
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
when someone gives u a duck, but ur still unhappy
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
bro I have been desiccation-maxxing
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
bro I have been desiccation-maxxing
oh this is why I keep getting those “Hot Shingles in Your Area” ads
[I Want Candy rhythm] 🥁 Iiiiii’ve got shingles
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
oh this is why I keep getting those “Hot Shingles in Your Area” ads