Christa Mrgan
@antichrista.bsky.social
Taller than expected!
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
Pinned
I’d say we had a good run as a country, but that’s not really true
me when I have to tighten the snow chains by myself
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
me when I have to tighten the snow chains by myself
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there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
logo for that new upscaled KFC spinoff “Luxuriously Fancy Chicken”
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
logo for that new upscaled KFC spinoff “Luxuriously Fancy Chicken”
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I miss all my favorite brands on here. Ronald McDonald was my good friend and lover
August 26, 2023 at 2:36 PM
I miss all my favorite brands on here. Ronald McDonald was my good friend and lover
VHS tracking error ass face
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
VHS tracking error ass face
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Thanks to @panic.com and @popagenda.co for sending out 2 Playdate bundles to generous donors for our ICE Out Charity Stream! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Thanks to @panic.com and @popagenda.co for sending out 2 Playdate bundles to generous donors for our ICE Out Charity Stream! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
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everything reminds me of her
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
everything reminds me of her
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my body is a machine that turns intrusive thoughts into poorly-photoshopped gags
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
my body is a machine that turns intrusive thoughts into poorly-photoshopped gags
Aw, this was a fun time. I recreated the Lonely Gal Margarita Mix label (I emptied out the mix bottle and made some decent margaritas in it), and our friends brought cactuses and paper clips 🥲
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Aw, this was a fun time. I recreated the Lonely Gal Margarita Mix label (I emptied out the mix bottle and made some decent margaritas in it), and our friends brought cactuses and paper clips 🥲
tentacle-stuffed-crust pizza
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
tentacle-stuffed-crust pizza
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(they didn’t order a dispersal or declare a riot first; just started gassing 7-year-olds with no warning)
ICE tear gassed a bunch of children on Saturday. This was a massive escalation of force. They were shooting tear gas at the back of the crowd, it took these unmasked people maybe 3-5 minutes in the cloud of tear gas to escape in without trampling. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...
ICE is afraid of children protesting
“Next time, I’ll be back with a gas mask.”
www.theverge.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
(they didn’t order a dispersal or declare a riot first; just started gassing 7-year-olds with no warning)
when someone gives u a duck, but ur still unhappy
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
when someone gives u a duck, but ur still unhappy
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
bro I have been desiccation-maxxing
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
bro I have been desiccation-maxxing
oh this is why I keep getting those “Hot Shingles in Your Area” ads
[I Want Candy rhythm] 🥁 Iiiiii’ve got shingles
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
oh this is why I keep getting those “Hot Shingles in Your Area” ads
‼️GENERAL STRIKE‼️
This Friday, 1/30
No work
No school
No shopping
ICE GTFO EVERYWHERE
literally the easiest thing we can do: nothing (but loudly, and all together)
This Friday, 1/30
No work
No school
No shopping
ICE GTFO EVERYWHERE
literally the easiest thing we can do: nothing (but loudly, and all together)
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
‼️GENERAL STRIKE‼️
This Friday, 1/30
No work
No school
No shopping
ICE GTFO EVERYWHERE
literally the easiest thing we can do: nothing (but loudly, and all together)
This Friday, 1/30
No work
No school
No shopping
ICE GTFO EVERYWHERE
literally the easiest thing we can do: nothing (but loudly, and all together)
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Engadget on Outside Parties: "This is the Playdate horror game that I've been waiting for."
⬇️ The game is now on sale: play.date/games/outsid...
📰 www.engadget.com/gaming/outsi...
⬇️ The game is now on sale: play.date/games/outsid...
📰 www.engadget.com/gaming/outsi...
Outside Parties is the creepiest Playdate game yet, and I'm kind of obsessed
Explore a 1.44 gigapixel panoramic image to uncover the mysteries of the Outside.
www.engadget.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Engadget on Outside Parties: "This is the Playdate horror game that I've been waiting for."
⬇️ The game is now on sale: play.date/games/outsid...
📰 www.engadget.com/gaming/outsi...
⬇️ The game is now on sale: play.date/games/outsid...
📰 www.engadget.com/gaming/outsi...
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During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake
And, tonight, the network's flagship news program -- 60 Minutes -- ran a clip show of old celeb interviews to "celebrate the movies" rather than put together an episode focused on what's going on in Minnesota.
The person who publishes the Free Press — where the words “Minneapolis” and “Minnesota” never appear tonight — also runs CBS News.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake
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If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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And THE LORD said thou would be so much prettier if thou smiled more
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 AM
And THE LORD said thou would be so much prettier if thou smiled more
I don’t care whose son he is, I don’t smile performatively for any man!
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I don’t care whose son he is, I don’t smile performatively for any man!
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genuinely stunning image
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
genuinely stunning image