Christa Mrgan
@antichrista.bsky.social
Taller than expected!
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
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🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨
🪕🛼🏂🎹
🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
she/her 💙💜💖
see, first they ask you to park skate in the background of their music video, but pretty soon you’re dance skating at warehouse shows and the launch party for a new soccer team, and then suddenly you’re their bassist and doing a Polaroid photoshoot in a parking garage
that’s how they get you!
that’s how they get you!
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
see, first they ask you to park skate in the background of their music video, but pretty soon you’re dance skating at warehouse shows and the launch party for a new soccer team, and then suddenly you’re their bassist and doing a Polaroid photoshoot in a parking garage
that’s how they get you!
that’s how they get you!
some Polaroids from the past couple days, from my friend Nee
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
some Polaroids from the past couple days, from my friend Nee
chat, what do I do with this 10yo Beats earbuds charging case? It doesn’t hold a charge anymore, so couldn’t be a backup case, and the battery isn’t replaceable. Don’t want to put it in a landfill, can’t really recycle it.
…thumbtack or safety pin storage? Any other ideas?
…thumbtack or safety pin storage? Any other ideas?
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
chat, what do I do with this 10yo Beats earbuds charging case? It doesn’t hold a charge anymore, so couldn’t be a backup case, and the battery isn’t replaceable. Don’t want to put it in a landfill, can’t really recycle it.
…thumbtack or safety pin storage? Any other ideas?
…thumbtack or safety pin storage? Any other ideas?
Brains are weird! I somehow learned a half-cab (fakie to 180° onto the coping) in 30m last night. Been working on backsides (the inverse, 180° onto coping facing front) for WEEKS and still don’t have them! And I ❤️ my friends so much—they were still cheering for me on like the tenth one I landed 🥲
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Brains are weird! I somehow learned a half-cab (fakie to 180° onto the coping) in 30m last night. Been working on backsides (the inverse, 180° onto coping facing front) for WEEKS and still don’t have them! And I ❤️ my friends so much—they were still cheering for me on like the tenth one I landed 🥲
[old man, in a trembling voice] BACK! Get back! Keep distance, man! There’s a BABY on board. And he’s MAD! Oh, mad, I tell ya! The devil’s own spawn. Got an evil eye—why, he’ll take your very soul! And they call this BEAST…Jaxsynne or Rhy’Ahn or some shit? like just a regular name spelled weird lmao
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
[old man, in a trembling voice] BACK! Get back! Keep distance, man! There’s a BABY on board. And he’s MAD! Oh, mad, I tell ya! The devil’s own spawn. Got an evil eye—why, he’ll take your very soul! And they call this BEAST…Jaxsynne or Rhy’Ahn or some shit? like just a regular name spelled weird lmao
Here’s our finale number, to the song Space Kitty! ✨🪐🐱✨
Thanks for the killer party, @cherrybombsfc.bsky.social !
We call the little intro bit where Shawn shoots the duck through my legs and Itzel pushes us the “vft”
Thanks for the killer party, @cherrybombsfc.bsky.social !
We call the little intro bit where Shawn shoots the duck through my legs and Itzel pushes us the “vft”
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Here’s our finale number, to the song Space Kitty! ✨🪐🐱✨
Thanks for the killer party, @cherrybombsfc.bsky.social !
We call the little intro bit where Shawn shoots the duck through my legs and Itzel pushes us the “vft”
Thanks for the killer party, @cherrybombsfc.bsky.social !
We call the little intro bit where Shawn shoots the duck through my legs and Itzel pushes us the “vft”
tell me about it, sister
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November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
tell me about it, sister
getting silly and weird with friends is the ✨best✨
come see us at the USL W launch this Tuesday @ Lloyd Center!
www.portlandbangers.com/usl-w-launch...
come see us at the USL W launch this Tuesday @ Lloyd Center!
www.portlandbangers.com/usl-w-launch...
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
getting silly and weird with friends is the ✨best✨
come see us at the USL W launch this Tuesday @ Lloyd Center!
www.portlandbangers.com/usl-w-launch...
come see us at the USL W launch this Tuesday @ Lloyd Center!
www.portlandbangers.com/usl-w-launch...
We all went as Siouxsie for Halloween, so we were Siouxsie & the Siouxsies. (Maybe next year @verso.rebelallianceba.se can dress as a banshee and we can be Banshee & the Siouxsies??)
Anyway here’s me and Carly rocking out on the song Halloween (I never dance during this one bc I am FOCUSED)
Anyway here’s me and Carly rocking out on the song Halloween (I never dance during this one bc I am FOCUSED)
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We all went as Siouxsie for Halloween, so we were Siouxsie & the Siouxsies. (Maybe next year @verso.rebelallianceba.se can dress as a banshee and we can be Banshee & the Siouxsies??)
Anyway here’s me and Carly rocking out on the song Halloween (I never dance during this one bc I am FOCUSED)
Anyway here’s me and Carly rocking out on the song Halloween (I never dance during this one bc I am FOCUSED)
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I am a fully-functional, well-adjusted adult
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I am a fully-functional, well-adjusted adult
here's the herd (don't judge my stop-mo skills too harshly; I made two of these in like 45 minutes)
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
here's the herd (don't judge my stop-mo skills too harshly; I made two of these in like 45 minutes)
we had a felting workshop at @panic.com yesterday! meet my calicorn, Gary
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
we had a felting workshop at @panic.com yesterday! meet my calicorn, Gary
PDX: we’re getting a new women’s soccer team!
Come to the USL W launch event at Lloyd Center on Tuesday, 11/4 to catch me and a bunch of rad people roller skating with the band Fox Medicine!
Come to the USL W launch event at Lloyd Center on Tuesday, 11/4 to catch me and a bunch of rad people roller skating with the band Fox Medicine!
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
PDX: we’re getting a new women’s soccer team!
Come to the USL W launch event at Lloyd Center on Tuesday, 11/4 to catch me and a bunch of rad people roller skating with the band Fox Medicine!
Come to the USL W launch event at Lloyd Center on Tuesday, 11/4 to catch me and a bunch of rad people roller skating with the band Fox Medicine!
turns out he CAN create his own secret police and disappear people and sure, he can dispatch the military against his own citizens and yes, tear down the White House and clearly he can murder indiscriminately and yeah, he can tell the DOJ to pay him 230m taxpayer dollars etc
BUT
can he do this??
BUT
can he do this??
October 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
turns out he CAN create his own secret police and disappear people and sure, he can dispatch the military against his own citizens and yes, tear down the White House and clearly he can murder indiscriminately and yeah, he can tell the DOJ to pay him 230m taxpayer dollars etc
BUT
can he do this??
BUT
can he do this??
oh, that? that’s just m̶̙͎̓̎̾̄y̷͉̤̟̍͂̓ͅ o̷̳͍̘͋̋̀̃r̴̹͓̦̮̀b̴̤͙̺̝̄̅̀
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
oh, that? that’s just m̶̙͎̓̎̾̄y̷͉̤̟̍͂̓ͅ o̷̳͍̘͋̋̀̃r̴̹͓̦̮̀b̴̤͙̺̝̄̅̀
women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
women don’t like the vehicle
it's PSG season again
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
it's PSG season again
I both love and hate Reddit, but thank you to this person
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I both love and hate Reddit, but thank you to this person
Got an Instagram ad for the sweater on the left, and was like, “oh, that looks coo—WAIT A SECOND.” So I went to the website (and really, who wouldn’t want a “gloritouch”??) and it’s all AI-generated sweaters that are slightly (or very) off. I hate it, but it’s also kinda hilarious 💀💀💀
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Got an Instagram ad for the sweater on the left, and was like, “oh, that looks coo—WAIT A SECOND.” So I went to the website (and really, who wouldn’t want a “gloritouch”??) and it’s all AI-generated sweaters that are slightly (or very) off. I hate it, but it’s also kinda hilarious 💀💀💀
[sign guy] GUH. What is this stuff called!?!? I feel like there’s a specific name. So, it’s like… sweet. And I feel like it starts with a “c.” Or maybe a “k”…? Ah, fuck it. I gotta go to lunch. Close enough!
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
[sign guy] GUH. What is this stuff called!?!? I feel like there’s a specific name. So, it’s like… sweet. And I feel like it starts with a “c.” Or maybe a “k”…? Ah, fuck it. I gotta go to lunch. Close enough!
too smiley to ever be truly 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
too smiley to ever be truly 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍
that’s not… there’s no… the eyes don’t…
eh, you know what, nothing matters! let’s stuff ourselves to bursting with useless, pointless shit until we die ☺️💕
eh, you know what, nothing matters! let’s stuff ourselves to bursting with useless, pointless shit until we die ☺️💕
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
that’s not… there’s no… the eyes don’t…
eh, you know what, nothing matters! let’s stuff ourselves to bursting with useless, pointless shit until we die ☺️💕
eh, you know what, nothing matters! let’s stuff ourselves to bursting with useless, pointless shit until we die ☺️💕