Jef
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When multiple family members die in the same week and you inherit all the firearms because you're the "responsible one"
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
When multiple family members die in the same week and you inherit all the firearms because you're the "responsible one"
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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I'm always annoyed by that stupid fuckin "American breakfast" meme because the gun is flipped the wrong way to pick up quickly and also a CZ99 is a dinner gun.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm always annoyed by that stupid fuckin "American breakfast" meme because the gun is flipped the wrong way to pick up quickly and also a CZ99 is a dinner gun.
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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(solemnly) You've had mail.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(solemnly) You've had mail.
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Sneakers (1992) is sort of a wild movie to remember exists. Robert Redford and Sydney Poitier star in a cyberpunk heist thriller, entire cast is full of Oscar Nominees (like literally the *entire* main cast)
August 14, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Sneakers (1992) is sort of a wild movie to remember exists. Robert Redford and Sydney Poitier star in a cyberpunk heist thriller, entire cast is full of Oscar Nominees (like literally the *entire* main cast)
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here it is, the absolute base level of retro gaming content. the first stages of development. a nursery rhyme. shapes and colors to inspire curiosity
September 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
here it is, the absolute base level of retro gaming content. the first stages of development. a nursery rhyme. shapes and colors to inspire curiosity
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It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
July 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
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We’re currently under a severe thunderstorm watch here in Alberta. I love this handy guide which clearly explains the difference between a “watch” and a “warning.”
#yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
#yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
July 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We’re currently under a severe thunderstorm watch here in Alberta. I love this handy guide which clearly explains the difference between a “watch” and a “warning.”
#yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
#yegwx #abstorm #yegweather
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I referenced a watery tart throwing a sword to a store full of comic book readers to blank stares. So yeah, wrap it up, olds, we're done.
Monty Python GIF
ALT: Monty Python GIF
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June 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I referenced a watery tart throwing a sword to a store full of comic book readers to blank stares. So yeah, wrap it up, olds, we're done.
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I've created a new AI assistant called Bartleby that politely refuses to do any task you ask it to do.
April 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I've created a new AI assistant called Bartleby that politely refuses to do any task you ask it to do.
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the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
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Spending all weekend telling every Captain Falcon “I love your Homelander cosplay!”
May 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Spending all weekend telling every Captain Falcon “I love your Homelander cosplay!”
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Watching a Maersk leave the port of Shenzen overloaded like it’s the last chopper out of ‘nam. Dunkirk for treats.
"The last boats without crippling tariffs from China are arriving. The countdown to shortages and higher prices has begun" www.cnn.com/2025/05/01/b...
May 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Watching a Maersk leave the port of Shenzen overloaded like it’s the last chopper out of ‘nam. Dunkirk for treats.
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Sometimes I tell a guy he has a cool truck just to see smile.
April 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sometimes I tell a guy he has a cool truck just to see smile.
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Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo
April 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo
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Girl math is saving money by buying shoes now before tariffs 😭😭😭
a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .
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April 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Girl math is saving money by buying shoes now before tariffs 😭😭😭
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This was….five months ago
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This was….five months ago
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"the US financial crisis is because they securitize subprime burrito taxi payday loans" is about as intelligent an outcome of all of this as we could expect
DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.
March 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"the US financial crisis is because they securitize subprime burrito taxi payday loans" is about as intelligent an outcome of all of this as we could expect
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Happy St Patrick’s day
March 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy St Patrick’s day
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American aviation safety may have fallen off such a catastrophic cliff that the prospect of flying seems too dangerous to risk at the moment, but at least we can still enjoy the experience of air travel now that grocery stores have adopted airport food pricing
February 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
American aviation safety may have fallen off such a catastrophic cliff that the prospect of flying seems too dangerous to risk at the moment, but at least we can still enjoy the experience of air travel now that grocery stores have adopted airport food pricing