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Jeff P.
@jeffp018.bsky.social
Long suffering #okstate fan; lover of science and alt-county music; old guy with two toddlers; natural gas market intelligence analyst
There is literally nothing these completely un-serious moron grifters won't politicize. Like what in the fucking fuck?
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
From my old PR days...

Media relations rep / graphic designer / Advertising rep
Corporate/ personal injury /criminal defense
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This shit bag would rather literally start a Civil War than have people talking about the Epstein files.
Breaking News: President Trump said he was taking control of the police in Washington, D.C., and deploying 800 National Guard troops there in response to “out of control” crime — even though violent crime in the city has fallen. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/3H9yVcu
August 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Two perfect Star Wars trilogies:

Andor S2 eps 7-9
Andor S2 eps 10-12
Rogue One

A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
May 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Andor season 2 episodes 7-9 may be the best Star Wars content ever created.
May 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Seriously. Fuck these stupid fucking ghouls. The worst, shittiest people imaginable are now running our country.

They are all scoundrels and grifters and literal pieces of human garbage.
April 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*chef's kiss*
“We are currently clean on op sec.”
March 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So perfect. 😂
He’s blown right past Kendall Roy and has Gob Bluth in his sights
Mark Zuckerberg celebrates his wife Priscilla Chan’s 40th birthday by dressing up as Benson Boone.
March 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Here’s mine. Cassette of this proudly purchased at K-mart with my “chore” money.
February 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Gang is getting so wasted tonight …
February 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.
January 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
1. Didn’t really have one, per se
2. Engineering
3. Journalism (later got an MBA also)
4. Natural gas market intelligence analyst

Of note, I’ve changed “careers” twice: started in Corp. Comm/PR, then went to finance & accounting and now market intelligence.
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

Was the First in my family to go to college:

1. To be able to survive so I could eat.
2. Undeclared.
3. Journalism.
4. Writer.
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now?

1. become a chemist
2. Logic (thru Philosophy dept)
3. stayed
4. Write SFF stories and sometimes consult on tech strategy/marketing
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Why do certain podcasters insist on a 10-15 minute “recap” of an interview they are about to play? Like I’m about to listen to it, man… I don’t need a recap first. 🤷‍♂️
January 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but blocking someone simply because you disagree with them is the very definition of an echo chamber, which doesn’t help anyone.

Block trolls, not legitimate opposing viewpoints. You’ll be better for it.
January 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The three episode run of “The Keys” and “The Trip Part 1 & 2” is absolute peak Seinfeld.
January 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cuban telling it like it is like always.
Why are Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk, Pichai and Tim Cook visiting and giving money to Trump ?

Because they are in “The Race “ to become the dominant platform in the world.

Amazon/Anthropic vs FB/LLama vs Google/Gemini vs Twitter/Grok, vs IPhones/ChatGpt is the penultimate global power war ever.
January 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Guys if ND beats Georgia by a larger margin than it beat Indiana do we even think Georgia belonged in the #CFP? #analysis
January 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I never would have considered myself a “clean” or “neat” freak in the past, but now that I have two toddlers utterly destroying my house every single day I can admit it.
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Guys are we sure Oregon belonged in the playoff? 🤔 #CFP
January 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sooooooo much this.
Alabama was a 22.5-point favorite over Vanderbilt, a 14-point favorite over Oklahoma and a 16.5-point favorite over Michigan.

Please never talk about hypothetical point spreads again. This is why we play the games.
December 31, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Hello Bad Purdy my old friend….
December 31, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Dan Campbell: “Why would I NOT go for it on 4th down?!” 😂
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Make the Pop Tarts Bowl the national championship game, you cowards.
December 29, 2024 at 12:37 AM
“Handshake Drugs” is just one of the coolest song titles ever.

This is indisputable.
December 24, 2024 at 3:58 AM
What am I pulling for in the CFP? Absolute chaos. I hope every underdog wins every game. LFG
December 21, 2024 at 1:15 AM