Bungalo Don's wild honey hair is no mop-top, but he's turned American politics helter skelter. Did the House of Thani hear it was his birthday, or just think he might to need to high-tail it back to the USSR when the revolution comes?
by Maureen Dowd
Bungalo Don's wild honey hair is no mop-top, but he's turned American politics helter skelter. Did the House of Thani hear it was his birthday, or just think he might to need to high-tail it back to the USSR when the revolution comes?
by Maureen Dowd
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Violets are blue
Eggs are nine dollars
Watch out for bird flu
Violets are blue
Eggs are nine dollars
Watch out for bird flu
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
ADHD: *16 cups, some full, some empty. Some half full. Some half empty. You add another cup. 17 cups. Soon you will forget that one exists, too, and there will be 18 cups*
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Me: *guzzles* Now it's all empty, none full and in need of a refill. Back in a minute.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Me: I have had to microwave this cup of tea three times just let me drink it
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
ADHD: *16 cups, some full, some empty. Some half full. Some half empty. You add another cup. 17 cups. Soon you will forget that one exists, too, and there will be 18 cups*
@LizHackett
I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something helpful like YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR GLASSES
@LizHackett
I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something helpful like YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR GLASSES