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While My Qatar Gently Weeps

Bungalo Don's wild honey hair is no mop-top, but he's turned American politics helter skelter. Did the House of Thani hear it was his birthday, or just think he might to need to high-tail it back to the USSR when the revolution comes?

by Maureen Dowd
May 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs
February 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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A classic. More true every year.
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Ticket sales dropped roughly 50 percent week-over-week after Trump announced his takeover, sources said. Meanwhile, performers are mulling their options.
As sales drop, artists weigh canceling Kennedy Center shows in protest
Kennedy Center artists are deciding to cancel or perform. Ticket sales dropped roughly 50 percent after Trump announced he would take over the venue, sources said.
wapo.st
February 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I was asked to provide access to the course on the history of American slavery that I posted on Twitter back in 2020, and I'm going to take this opportunity to post the whole thread here with all the links to readings and sources.
threadreaderapp.com/thread/12167...
Thread by @arothmanhistory on Thread Reader App
@arothmanhistory: I'm teaching the history of slavery in North America this semester. Anybody want to follow along here on Twitter if I post sources, readings, etc? Well, you've convinced me. Thanks f...
threadreaderapp.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
Eggs are nine dollars
Watch out for bird flu
February 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

ADHD: *16 cups, some full, some empty. Some half full. Some half empty. You add another cup. 17 cups. Soon you will forget that one exists, too, and there will be 18 cups*
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Me: *guzzles* Now it's all empty, none full and in need of a refill. Back in a minute.
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Me: I have had to microwave this cup of tea three times just let me drink it
November 24, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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1 pretty good tweet of yore:

@LizHackett
I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something helpful like YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR GLASSES
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Remember habibis, looking at exit polls is the political equivalent of texting your ex: Nothing comes of it except more anxiety.
February 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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this picture taught me the word "kerning"
December 10, 2023 at 10:34 PM
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
December 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
this is exactly why i still buy discs in 2023. it's crazy to think that we are reaching a point where piracy will be the only option to own media once dvds and blu-rays are gone.
December 2, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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December 1, 2023 at 12:18 AM
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I think Pakistan International Airlines is a beautiful name for a girl
November 29, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
November 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM