JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️
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[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
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[18+, MDNI]
To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!
Lifelong member of the Beano Club
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IRL Friends! Hi, yes it is me, just a heads up: yes, I post nudes occasionally on here. Yes I talk horny stuff on here.
I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.
Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
I would appreciate it if you then didn't just show this to others.
Yes this place is public, but like, this is my space to do that comfortably, please keep it in *this* space! ❤️
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Microsoft's latest warning has set off a familiar response from security-minded critics: Why is Big Tech so intent on pushing new features before their dangerous behaviors can be fully understood and contained?
Critics scoff after Microsoft warns AI feature can infect machines and pilfer data
Integration of Copilot Actions into Windows is off by default, but for how long?
arstechnica.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Microsoft's latest warning has set off a familiar response from security-minded critics: Why is Big Tech so intent on pushing new features before their dangerous behaviors can be fully understood and contained?
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long live the queen
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
long live the queen
The context for the original Deus Ex quote makes it so much funnier as well
I drank nothing but soymilk for over a year when i was a teenager because that stupid post told me it would give me boobs. It did jack shit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The context for the original Deus Ex quote makes it so much funnier as well
I remember when I posted this (or something similar) on FB and cishets in my comment section got real weird about genitals. Literally "Hey guys stop being weird about genits" and they couldn't even stop themselves from doing that
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I remember when I posted this (or something similar) on FB and cishets in my comment section got real weird about genitals. Literally "Hey guys stop being weird about genits" and they couldn't even stop themselves from doing that
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this island is 2 op eds in The Sun away from reinstitution of prima nocta
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
Exclusive: Courts minister says change needed to stop criminals opting for juries to delay cases, sometimes by years, and clear huge backlog
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UK politics live – latest updates
Criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury in order to increase the chances of proceedings collapsing, the courts minister has said, promising to enact radical changes to limit jury trials by the next election.
Drug dealers and career criminals were “laughing in the dock” knowing cases can take years to come to trial, Sarah Sackman told the Guardian, saying inaction would be a road to “chaos and ruin”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
this island is 2 op eds in The Sun away from reinstitution of prima nocta
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This.
What's actually surprised me is just how many pedophiles there are.
What's actually surprised me is just how many pedophiles there are.
Black folk aren't as concerned about Trump the individual as white folk are. We're not.🤷🏿♂️
Because a lot of white folk in the US view Trump as the problem. They think he changed how white people think.
No.
Black folk know that the racism was always there. Trump just let them take the mask off.
Because a lot of white folk in the US view Trump as the problem. They think he changed how white people think.
No.
Black folk know that the racism was always there. Trump just let them take the mask off.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This.
What's actually surprised me is just how many pedophiles there are.
What's actually surprised me is just how many pedophiles there are.
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Now the government wants to be able to throw you in prison without standing trial
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
Exclusive: Courts minister says change needed to stop criminals opting for juries to delay cases, sometimes by years, and clear huge backlog
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UK politics live – latest updates
Criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury in order to increase the chances of proceedings collapsing, the courts minister has said, promising to enact radical changes to limit jury trials by the next election.
Drug dealers and career criminals were “laughing in the dock” knowing cases can take years to come to trial, Sarah Sackman told the Guardian, saying inaction would be a road to “chaos and ruin”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Now the government wants to be able to throw you in prison without standing trial
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yes i absolutely believe those ppl deserve a right to a trial by jury you absolute insane bastards!
we need to get rid of labour and we need to undo all the damage they're doing to our democracy.
we need to get rid of labour and we need to undo all the damage they're doing to our democracy.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
yes i absolutely believe those ppl deserve a right to a trial by jury you absolute insane bastards!
we need to get rid of labour and we need to undo all the damage they're doing to our democracy.
we need to get rid of labour and we need to undo all the damage they're doing to our democracy.
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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yes, let's go all in on the bubble that is set to burst & truly tank the country
not only is kier starmer an awful human being, he also has the political instincts of a lemming
not only is kier starmer an awful human being, he also has the political instincts of a lemming
Labour plot to slash electricity prices for AI companies
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal. 👇
www.thenational.scot/news/2563567...
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal. 👇
www.thenational.scot/news/2563567...
Labour plot to slash electricity prices for AI companies while families struggle
LABOUR are planning to cut electricity prices for tech companies while energy bills continue to leave families struggling, The National can reveal.
www.thenational.scot
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
yes, let's go all in on the bubble that is set to burst & truly tank the country
not only is kier starmer an awful human being, he also has the political instincts of a lemming
not only is kier starmer an awful human being, he also has the political instincts of a lemming
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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(fake ally voice)
What if there's a secret bathroom between the gents and the ladies known as bathroom nine and three quarters, hey where are you going
What if there's a secret bathroom between the gents and the ladies known as bathroom nine and three quarters, hey where are you going
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
(fake ally voice)
What if there's a secret bathroom between the gents and the ladies known as bathroom nine and three quarters, hey where are you going
What if there's a secret bathroom between the gents and the ladies known as bathroom nine and three quarters, hey where are you going
@shellybeans.bsky.social just tried to clicker my over discord call cos I revived her in Warframe and all that she accomplished was triggering her own horniness 🙄🤭
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@shellybeans.bsky.social just tried to clicker my over discord call cos I revived her in Warframe and all that she accomplished was triggering her own horniness 🙄🤭
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Tummy Tuesday!
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Tummy Tuesday!
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I'm sure many people have mentioned this, but I think it needs to be mentioned again: women do not have yearbooks. Children do. Because yearbooks contain photos of high school students. Or younger.
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm sure many people have mentioned this, but I think it needs to be mentioned again: women do not have yearbooks. Children do. Because yearbooks contain photos of high school students. Or younger.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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all my azure blob containers unsecured
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
all my azure blob containers unsecured
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man it's getting increasingly clear we share a planet with a buncha p zombies and idk what to do about it
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
man it's getting increasingly clear we share a planet with a buncha p zombies and idk what to do about it
The US tax system is so absolutely fucking fucked up, I can't believe people have to deal with it
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The US tax system is so absolutely fucking fucked up, I can't believe people have to deal with it