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JASMINE_RESOLUTION_HAZBAT.1999
@jazcherv.bsky.social
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She/Her, Mesa Prime main, former MTG player, current MTG judge. 32, Pan, Poly, Trans, loves gf ❤️❤️❤️

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To platonic friends: This is a horny space for me, be warned!

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Got @shellybeans.bsky.social somethin nice cos she's a cute bean ❤️
A box of the Real Grade Zaku II (Hatsune Miku version) Gunpla model kit
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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A screenshot from The Inbetweeners, with the character Jay saying "Funny."
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Well that screen protector did fuck all lol 🙄
A Steam deck which the screen broken (the LCD itself is broken, not just the glass)
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I sure do :3
A red carabiner, with a key to a chastity cage hanging off of it
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Suits in Wing are noticeably smaller in that canon just as part of the fiction. I've attached some pics of some High Grade and Real Grade kits, all 1/144 scale
A photo of a High Grade RX-78-2 Gundam model kit in front of an in-progress Real Grade Hi-Nu Gundam kit. The key detail is that the RX-78-2's height only reaches mid-way up the chest of the Hi-Nu A Real Grade Sazabi model kit next to a Real Grade Gundam MK.II model kit, again showing the Sazabi as some amount taller A High Grade Gundam Heavyarms kit in front of a High Grade Odyssey Gundam, which is the 'Penelope' without its large armour. While the Heavyarms isn't posed fully upright, the scale shows how significantly smaller it is compared to the Odyssey in the same scale The High Grade Penelope (Odyssey Gundam) kit next to the High Grade Xi Gundam kit, showing then how large they are together
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Deus Ex remaster announced
Cropped image of Gunther Hermann from the new Deus Ex Remaster walking away, with his strange smooth butt, captioned with the meme text "everyone is so mean 2 me 💔"
September 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Things are happening :3
Photo of the top half of Jaz's face, her showing she has wet hair that has been dyed red
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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This was posted in his honour in an FB group
A (low res) photo of Lou Wilson captioned with him saying "Mr. Fucks" but censored
September 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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That was literally a VideoGamer joke years ago and it's somehow made it to real life
A picture of Steven W Burns, in a suit and scowling, captioned with his name as "Robin Houses MP"
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Screenshot from Polygon's Halo Novel Unravelled. It features Brian David Gilbert addressing the audience, captioned with "The Master Chief's Suit DOES NOT JACK HIM OFF"
September 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that dress?"

"Sir, slaying"

(courtesy of @shellybeans.bsky.social)
Photo of a figure of Master Chief from Halo wearing a leapord print dress
September 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Screw it let's risk my account lol
Scene from the Simpsons where Homer is watching films, where he's comparing Barney's and Moleman's films. It is edited with the caption "Hmm...Barney's movie had heart but Bullet in the Neck had a bullet in the neck"
September 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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No but it's literally the meme tho!
Meme image of Asuka from Evangelion Top text: "It's Wednesday, or as I like to call it:" Bottom text: "Thursday"
September 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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A photo of a pig shitting onto its massive balls (you know the pic)
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Screenshot of @tired_actor's distraught expression from her "That's right, the square hole" viral video
September 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I've been playing a lot of Warframe...
The "Weightlifting Skeleton" meme captioned with "My body is a machine that turns 'Axi Y1 Relic [Radiant]' into 'Sevagoth Prime Neuroptics Blueprint'" (the Axi and Sevagoth references are the things I edited into the meme)
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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In Belgium, gobbling the Lidl glizzy
A photo of a hand holding a hot dog that has had a bite taken out of it. The hotdog is topped with melted cheese, peppers, and some other small meat and onion chunks
August 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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I'm an absolute mess after literally taking planes, trains and automobiles to get to Belgium but am here now so hotel nude time :3
A photo of Jaz laying on a hotel bed she's naked and holding up her boobs. She has her glasses on, her hair is a mess
August 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Feelin cute for the first time in heck knows, although my hair is ruined rn :p
A selfie of Jaz sat in her kitchen. Her hand is pressed in her soft face, and she's smiling. She's wearing a grey vest top and glasses. Her hair is messy
August 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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(I know that these would already have worked but go with me here)

Two trucks, having sex...
The Magic the Gathering card "Optimus Prime, Hero" The Magic the Gathering card "Ultra Magnus, Tactician"
July 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Babe wake up new pride flag dropped off
A sign painted as a trans pride flag, with "FUCK STARMER" written on it (but with the A in Starmer censored)
June 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The skyline knew somehow...
A screenshot of the above post (mentioning Canada) and then another separate post that also mentions Canada (located here: https://bsky.app/profile/gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org/post/3lohkgsccgk2b)
June 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Ya girl emptied a bunch of cards from her binder and got somethin nice :3
A photo of a copy of the Magic the Gathering card Tropical Island in a toploader
June 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Red-tinted image of Squidward pointing aggressively captioned with the word "WHITE"
June 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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For context cos they deleted/blocked/detached
Post from @port27500.bsky.social: "Join Bluesky.Get into a discussion regarding sport categorisation. ...Get branded an illegal anti-LGBTQ hate speech trolling account. This place is the most bizarre echo chamber."
May 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM