Jayyemi
@jayyemi.bsky.social
Human-shaped entity over on https://www.twitch.tv/jayyemi
Reposted by Jayyemi
Reposted by Jayyemi
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Reposted by Jayyemi
Indiana Jones and the Beach That Makes You Twerk
Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Indiana Jones and the Beach That Makes You Twerk
Reposted by Jayyemi
Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you don't see it
Reposted by Jayyemi
Reposted by Jayyemi
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
Reposted by Jayyemi
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
Reposted by Jayyemi
This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
Reposted by Jayyemi
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.
Reposted by Jayyemi
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Reposted by Jayyemi
If this can be a salad, you can be anything.
November 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
If this can be a salad, you can be anything.
Reposted by Jayyemi
By far the funniest part of this insane post is that even the maniacs who believe this stuff are so media-pilled they refer to it as a 'leaked photo'. As if God, CEO of Heaven Studios, had included it in a press kit for awards season, but embargoed it til January 27th.
January 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
By far the funniest part of this insane post is that even the maniacs who believe this stuff are so media-pilled they refer to it as a 'leaked photo'. As if God, CEO of Heaven Studios, had included it in a press kit for awards season, but embargoed it til January 27th.
I'm a 28 year old male who voted Labour in the last election, hoping that they would provide something different in place of the decade and a half of conservative austerity that have left me and most of my peers without hope for the future. Instead I got diet Reform.
I am never voting Labour again
I am never voting Labour again
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I'm a 28 year old male who voted Labour in the last election, hoping that they would provide something different in place of the decade and a half of conservative austerity that have left me and most of my peers without hope for the future. Instead I got diet Reform.
I am never voting Labour again
I am never voting Labour again
Reposted by Jayyemi
need to know this video is on this website
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
need to know this video is on this website
Breaking news: Cat has remained firmly in the bag
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Breaking news: Cat has remained firmly in the bag
Reposted by Jayyemi
when something happens in America and everyone posts about it:
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
when something happens in America and everyone posts about it:
My Valve Cube™️ has been floating and humming ominously for the last 3 hours and I can feel my blood now, pls send help
Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Valve Announces Steam Machine, a New Video-Game Console
The US gaming company behind the popular, handheld Steam Deck is making a living-room device for PC games
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My Valve Cube™️ has been floating and humming ominously for the last 3 hours and I can feel my blood now, pls send help
Reposted by Jayyemi
Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
Reposted by Jayyemi
I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
Reposted by Jayyemi
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
Reposted by Jayyemi
Reposted by Jayyemi
The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold
Reposted by Jayyemi
