Jay Rockatansky
@jayrockatansky.bsky.social
I’m (still) astonishingly sane
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apple and nvidia are literally the 2 most valuable companies on the planet shut up lmao
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
apple and nvidia are literally the 2 most valuable companies on the planet shut up lmao
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Four episodes in and two things are clear. George Washington was a game manager and defense wins championships.
Drinking cold beer and watching a Ken Burns documentary like the Founding Fathers intended.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Four episodes in and two things are clear. George Washington was a game manager and defense wins championships.
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Important postal delivery arrived:
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Important postal delivery arrived:
😍
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
😍
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
“Rhythm of the Night” is one of those songs that I hear again once and it instantly inserts itself into my head and will remain there until further notice
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“Rhythm of the Night” is one of those songs that I hear again once and it instantly inserts itself into my head and will remain there until further notice
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I watched Rogue One when it came out and was like WOW, that’s the best Star War I’ve ever seen.
Then I watched Andor and was like, WOW, that was incredible! Just like Rogue One, which was also so good!
And then I rewatched Rogue One post-Andor and was like……… hmm kinda mid compared to Andor
Then I watched Andor and was like, WOW, that was incredible! Just like Rogue One, which was also so good!
And then I rewatched Rogue One post-Andor and was like……… hmm kinda mid compared to Andor
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I watched Rogue One when it came out and was like WOW, that’s the best Star War I’ve ever seen.
Then I watched Andor and was like, WOW, that was incredible! Just like Rogue One, which was also so good!
And then I rewatched Rogue One post-Andor and was like……… hmm kinda mid compared to Andor
Then I watched Andor and was like, WOW, that was incredible! Just like Rogue One, which was also so good!
And then I rewatched Rogue One post-Andor and was like……… hmm kinda mid compared to Andor
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is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
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When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
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It's Elon Musk and Peter Thiel and all sorts of other ghoulish billionaires and assorted Epstein Islanders pouring god knows how much resources into this to keep the fuels of hate burning hot, and it's all so inauthentic, it's manufactured hate, drummed up rage, all to keep people angry constantly.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's Elon Musk and Peter Thiel and all sorts of other ghoulish billionaires and assorted Epstein Islanders pouring god knows how much resources into this to keep the fuels of hate burning hot, and it's all so inauthentic, it's manufactured hate, drummed up rage, all to keep people angry constantly.
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And no, it isn't just bot farms, it's the entire right-wing media infrastructure for decades, it's Rupert Murdoch's entire rotten empire, it's the Koch brothers whole network of think tanks, it's Fox News, Breitbart, hundreds of weird loser tossers like Ben Shapiro propped up by billionaires...
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And no, it isn't just bot farms, it's the entire right-wing media infrastructure for decades, it's Rupert Murdoch's entire rotten empire, it's the Koch brothers whole network of think tanks, it's Fox News, Breitbart, hundreds of weird loser tossers like Ben Shapiro propped up by billionaires...
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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A big part of MAGA is admitting that Rage Against the Machine was right about everything, like how Elon called his super PAC The United States of America, Inc.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A big part of MAGA is admitting that Rage Against the Machine was right about everything, like how Elon called his super PAC The United States of America, Inc.
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no I see it
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
no I see it
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
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Fun fact: Chris Tucker has flown on the Lolita Express
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fun fact: Chris Tucker has flown on the Lolita Express
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Don’t know why but this very sad clip reminds me of that scene from “40 Year Old Virgin” where homie says a breast feels like a bag of sand.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don’t know why but this very sad clip reminds me of that scene from “40 Year Old Virgin” where homie says a breast feels like a bag of sand.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Saints aren't a kicker away from solving their problems and heading for a postseason run so what the fuck are you doing man
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Saints aren't a kicker away from solving their problems and heading for a postseason run so what the fuck are you doing man