Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
@jaynova.bsky.social
2018 winner of the Nobel Prize for best costume. Top 2% on pets.com. He/him.
Oh shit! It's Cyber Monday!
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh shit! It's Cyber Monday!
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Red fox
Wild turkey
White-tailed deer
Groundhog
Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
White-tailed deer
Groundhog
Skunk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Stoat
Bison
Crocodile
Cat
Vulture
Stoat
Bison
Crocodile
Cat
Vulture
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Tori Amos
They Might Be Giants
Regina Spektor
Marian Call
The Divine Comedy
Tori Amos
They Might Be Giants
Regina Spektor
Marian Call
The Divine Comedy
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Tori Amos
Radiohead
Ash
They Might Be Giants
Public Service Broadcasting
Tori Amos
Radiohead
Ash
They Might Be Giants
Public Service Broadcasting
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
Never talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner; it only leads to fights. For instance, my mother-in-law and I just argued about which of us hates Trump more.
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Never talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner; it only leads to fights. For instance, my mother-in-law and I just argued about which of us hates Trump more.
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
A Thanksgiving tradition.
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A Thanksgiving tradition.
Does ChatGPT have some sort of consciousness?
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Does ChatGPT have some sort of consciousness?
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
Everyone should have known those alt-right accounts on X were bots from foreign countries and not the actual American alt-right. Their English was too good.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everyone should have known those alt-right accounts on X were bots from foreign countries and not the actual American alt-right. Their English was too good.
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Excellent
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Excellent
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
A conversation that happened the other day regarding vacation planning:
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A conversation that happened the other day regarding vacation planning:
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
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There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
September 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
Remember, kids: we don't gloat when X is down while Bluesky is running fine, even though that shit is funny as hell.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Remember, kids: we don't gloat when X is down while Bluesky is running fine, even though that shit is funny as hell.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Another one.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Another one.
Is this anything?
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Is this anything?
Mamdani only won because he was supported by the fringe 50.4% of voters.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mamdani only won because he was supported by the fringe 50.4% of voters.
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
Happy new Mountain Goats album day, for those who observe.
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy new Mountain Goats album day, for those who observe.
Some stuff my wife and I ordered came in today. I got a motorized rotary tool and my wife got perfume and make-up. Somehow, despite ourselves, we’ve achieved peak gender.
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Some stuff my wife and I ordered came in today. I got a motorized rotary tool and my wife got perfume and make-up. Somehow, despite ourselves, we’ve achieved peak gender.
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF
Ron Jeremy. You know...that one bystander in Ghostbusters.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ron Jeremy. You know...that one bystander in Ghostbusters.
Who's got two thumbs and a copy of the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social a few days early?
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Who's got two thumbs and a copy of the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social a few days early?