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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
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2018 winner of the Nobel Prize for best costume. Top 2% on pets.com. He/him.
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What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Cover of Wu-Tang Clan's Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers. On the cover, members of Wu-tang Clan (presumably) look at the camera while wearing white masks that conceal their features.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Another one.
Zohran Mamdani-style sign with teh text: "Guillotines for all of them."
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Is this anything?
Zohran Mamdani-style sign with the text "He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father" form the Stephen King Dark Tower series.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The cross-promotion you didn’t know you needed. #Castlevania #BradsCrunchyKale #Kalenomi
A bag of Brad’s Crunchy Kale. The…flavor, I guess? is “Vampire Killer.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Ron Jeremy. You know...that one bystander in Ghostbusters.
Bystanders point up after witnessing the Ghostbusters defeat the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Amongst the bystanders is porn star Ron Jeremy.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Quote with a vampire

Here is me doing my best impression of a Tim Bradstreet/Vampire the Masquerade vampire from a few years ago:
Jay dressed as a vampire. He has fangs, a jean jacket, and Wayfarer-style sunglasses and is leaning against a wall. The photo has been filtered to make it a high-contrast, super-grainy, black-and-white photo to resemble the art style of Tim Bradstreet when he illustrated Vampire: The Masquerade.
October 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
The members of The Brotherhood of DADA, led by Mr. Nobody, pose for the viewer. The captions are a conversation between two characters (off panel) Caption 1: Some people called us criminals, but I call THEM short on vision. We were called The Brotherhood of Dada." Caption 2: "Dada? Upside-down urinals Dada?"
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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My wife was dress shopping, and I found this one. It was 29.99, which was disappointing. It should have been “only $.99!”
A dress with a pattern that resembles the Arizona Asian Plum Ice Tea bottle.
October 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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So…we get Charlie Kirk on currency before we get Harriet Tubman. Oookaaaaaayyyy…
Screencap from X announcing that Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage. User evan loves worf responds “He was a fucking podcaster.
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Got to see Emo Philips again tonight!
Jay and Emo Philips stand, mouths agape, like a couple of weirdos who would also have mouths agape.
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I saw the band @wearejames.bsky.social last night in Cleveland. I figured it would be a good show, but DAMN they were fantastic. They played 2 sets, including everything off of Laid, and Tim Booth joined the audience for “Sit Down.”
Singer Tim Booth of James standing on the floor in front of the stage, bathed I. Light. Note: This is from earlier in the show than the aforementioned “Sit Down” performance. Tim Booth dancing while the band plays.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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#Warhammer #Gamesworkshop #Jamesworkshop #Democrats #Crackerbarrel
The Democrats posted an image of Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting with the caption “We think the Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks too!” Jay has cleverly whited-out “Cracker Barrel” and replaced it with “Games Workshop” because he’s a huge, unfunny nerd.
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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She was right!
A cross, a sign that reads "Keep Calm, Jesus Loves You" and a photo of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi. Text above it reads "A Grandma had this picture on her mantle because she thought it was Jesus..."
August 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Interior: a bar. Three people dressed as hotdogs adorned with catsup, mustard, and onions, respectively, dance. A fourth person dressed as some sort of hairy monster follows them. People are amused and bewildered. This is not AI. This is real. This is happening.
July 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Cyclades NUTS! #GotEm #origins #OriginsGameFair
The board game “Cyclades” on a table.
June 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Someone said there was an orgy or something? #origins #originsgamefair
A bunch of nerds (my wife included) waiting for Origins Game Fair to open.
June 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Not my favorite film, but my favorite description I’ve come up with:
A group of children resent being told to go play outside.
Effie and Katniss stand on stage in The Hunger Games.
June 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#LetEmKnow
April 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Deathgenerator.com is fun.
Screencap of the Rambo video game for NES with altered text. Trautman: "Your mission is to sneak into the enemy camp and find them. Are you up to it?" Rambo is given two dialog options: "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "I feel better in prison."
January 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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A character looks out a window where the sky is...pink? She says "Why red skies...?"
January 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Evengelion title card reading: "Neon McGenesis Evangelion Finale: The Beast That Shouted "I'm Loving It" at the Heart of the World.
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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Drop the Lock Screen
The Magician tarot card, but it’s Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. Art by Benjamin Mackey from his tarot deck “The Magician Longs to See.”
November 28, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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What’s updog?
Jay holds a package of “Upton Naturals’ Updog vegan hot dogs.” What’s up with you?
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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IYKYK
Image of “Benchy,” a 3-D printed boat.
November 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
A hologram delivers the news on Groovy, Funky Channel 27, proving that death isn’t the handicap it used to be in the olden days. (From Red Dwarf)
November 7, 2024 at 1:03 AM