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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
@jaynova.bsky.social
2018 winner of the Nobel Prize for best costume. Top 2% on pets.com. He/him.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Another one.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Is this anything?
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The cross-promotion you didn’t know you needed. #Castlevania #BradsCrunchyKale #Kalenomi
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ron Jeremy. You know...that one bystander in Ghostbusters.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Quote with a vampire

Here is me doing my best impression of a Tim Bradstreet/Vampire the Masquerade vampire from a few years ago:
October 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My wife was dress shopping, and I found this one. It was 29.99, which was disappointing. It should have been “only $.99!”
October 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So…we get Charlie Kirk on currency before we get Harriet Tubman. Oookaaaaaayyyy…
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Got to see Emo Philips again tonight!
September 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I saw the band @wearejames.bsky.social last night in Cleveland. I figured it would be a good show, but DAMN they were fantastic. They played 2 sets, including everything off of Laid, and Tim Booth joined the audience for “Sit Down.”
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
She was right!
August 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Someone said there was an orgy or something? #origins #originsgamefair
June 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not my favorite film, but my favorite description I’ve come up with:
A group of children resent being told to go play outside.
June 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Drop the Lock Screen
November 28, 2024 at 6:29 AM
What’s updog?
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
IYKYK
November 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
November 7, 2024 at 1:03 AM