JakeMeUpB4UGoGo
@jaykbroox665.bsky.social
Actor, writer, wine drinker, general raconteur…
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
If Sam offers Brennan points, I’m good. Brennan will become Liam Neeson in Taken for, like, 5 points.
Remember that time I made a “New Relationship Energy” playlist except we broke up shortly thereafter so I started putting sadder songs on it and retitled it “Sigh… it’s just, like… you know?” and periodically blast it in my car while screaming along with tears in my eyes? Yeah, me neither…
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Remember that time I made a “New Relationship Energy” playlist except we broke up shortly thereafter so I started putting sadder songs on it and retitled it “Sigh… it’s just, like… you know?” and periodically blast it in my car while screaming along with tears in my eyes? Yeah, me neither…
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
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If gay marriage is overturned, how will the pickpockets at the Abbey ever find love?
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If gay marriage is overturned, how will the pickpockets at the Abbey ever find love?
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A friend of mine told me looks don’t matter near as much as confidence…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A friend of mine told me looks don’t matter near as much as confidence…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
Well shit, I’m fucking gorgeous but I hate myself…
When the hell did old people become worse than young people in regard to movie theater etiquette? Talking, bright-ass cell phones on, they’re terrible! I thought it was the punk kids I was supposed to be irritated with in my middle age…
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When the hell did old people become worse than young people in regard to movie theater etiquette? Talking, bright-ass cell phones on, they’re terrible! I thought it was the punk kids I was supposed to be irritated with in my middle age…
So sorry, Andrew Cuomo. Look at the bright side: as a centrist Democrat, you can write a book about how your losing was absolutely everybody else’s fault.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So sorry, Andrew Cuomo. Look at the bright side: as a centrist Democrat, you can write a book about how your losing was absolutely everybody else’s fault.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
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Devastating. Teen Vogue's politics coverage has been incredible and this is a major loss for journalism.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Devastating. Teen Vogue's politics coverage has been incredible and this is a major loss for journalism.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
Legacy journalism keeps on getting rid of the only people making it worth anything anymore.
Dear Invisalign,
Hi! Very satisfied customer here. You absolutely should offer your customers fitted vampire fangs at Halloween. Thank you.
-Jake
Hi! Very satisfied customer here. You absolutely should offer your customers fitted vampire fangs at Halloween. Thank you.
-Jake
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dear Invisalign,
Hi! Very satisfied customer here. You absolutely should offer your customers fitted vampire fangs at Halloween. Thank you.
-Jake
Hi! Very satisfied customer here. You absolutely should offer your customers fitted vampire fangs at Halloween. Thank you.
-Jake
The SNL credits open with Michael Che and Mikey Day, setting the expectation that the cast will be comprised of rhyming duos. This is immediately not paid off.
Apropos of nothing, I’m launching a comedy career under the stage name Jandrew Bismukes.
Apropos of nothing, I’m launching a comedy career under the stage name Jandrew Bismukes.
October 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The SNL credits open with Michael Che and Mikey Day, setting the expectation that the cast will be comprised of rhyming duos. This is immediately not paid off.
Apropos of nothing, I’m launching a comedy career under the stage name Jandrew Bismukes.
Apropos of nothing, I’m launching a comedy career under the stage name Jandrew Bismukes.
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...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
Remember in the 90s when after Anaconda, Armageddon, and The Haunting it seemed like Owen Wilson was going to have a very Sean Bean career?
October 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Remember in the 90s when after Anaconda, Armageddon, and The Haunting it seemed like Owen Wilson was going to have a very Sean Bean career?
If I had a nickel for every movie based on a Stephen King novella about a boy and an old man where the actor playing the boy tragically died in his late 20s while the actor playing the old man is still alive over two decades later… I’d have two nickels…
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I had a nickel for every movie based on a Stephen King novella about a boy and an old man where the actor playing the boy tragically died in his late 20s while the actor playing the old man is still alive over two decades later… I’d have two nickels…
I wrote a really great epitaph for Sara Jane Moore… shit, where is it? Anyway it’s really great… wait… Shit, where is it?
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wrote a really great epitaph for Sara Jane Moore… shit, where is it? Anyway it’s really great… wait… Shit, where is it?
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Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
Anyone want to take bets on what gets Seth Meyers pulled off the air?
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anyone want to take bets on what gets Seth Meyers pulled off the air?
The new paperback edition of You Like It Darker has an extra story in it and I am taking this as a lesson to never buy a @stephenking.bsky.social story collection in hardcover again. He writes too much, gotta wait for paperback in the future.
September 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The new paperback edition of You Like It Darker has an extra story in it and I am taking this as a lesson to never buy a @stephenking.bsky.social story collection in hardcover again. He writes too much, gotta wait for paperback in the future.
Okay so I didn’t get a callback for Macbeth. But if a surprise callback comes later because someone else drops out, then I’m just a few murders from the lead, baby!
September 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Okay so I didn’t get a callback for Macbeth. But if a surprise callback comes later because someone else drops out, then I’m just a few murders from the lead, baby!
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[needing this more than anything I have ever asked a person] no worries if not!
September 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
[needing this more than anything I have ever asked a person] no worries if not!
I saw a post claiming that JD Vance does not live up to his supposed Catholic beliefs. I took issue with that and pointed out that he expends considerable effort to protect a pederast and what could be more Catholic than that?
September 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I saw a post claiming that JD Vance does not live up to his supposed Catholic beliefs. I took issue with that and pointed out that he expends considerable effort to protect a pederast and what could be more Catholic than that?
…I know it’s coming in the next couple years if not this weekend… but I am not ready for the President to be a dude my age…
August 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
…I know it’s coming in the next couple years if not this weekend… but I am not ready for the President to be a dude my age…
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reposted this today because the inverse is also true:
if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period.
if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.
if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period.
if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.
the thing about trans rights is that we fight the civil rights issues of our time. nazi chuds have made this the issue of our time.
it's not more *important* than other civil rights issues, but it is the battleground of the moment, and we have to meet the moment to support everyone's rights.
it's not more *important* than other civil rights issues, but it is the battleground of the moment, and we have to meet the moment to support everyone's rights.
Centrists bigots and right wingers have this all backward. YOU are the ones constantly bringing up trans issues. I would be happy to not think about this shit every day of my life unless I was talking to or reading something by one of my trans friends and thought of it in passing. SHUT THE FUCK UP
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
reposted this today because the inverse is also true:
if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period.
if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.
if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period.
if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.