They literally toned it DOWN for the comedic version…

If I had a nickel for every movie based on a Stephen King novella about a boy and an old man where the actor playing the boy tragically died in his late 20s while the actor playing the old man is still alive over two decades later… I’d have two nickels…

Watching The Blob and a goo from space that eats everything is more believable than pushing-30 Steve McQueen as a teenager…

I feel like the internet is way ahead of me on this but working at video stores I must have seen this poster/cover a billion times but never noticed the horrifying neck contortions before…

Wasn’t an intentional choice but I’m getting a bite at an Ethiopian restaurant before going to see a Chinese movie. So… cheers!

Duo is most definitely on The Substance.

Jesus Fuck, is Duo on The Substance?

Never mind, this fucker is creeping me out…

Like this is bleak… someone help this fucking owl!

Um… I know Duolingo said the owl died but… are they making me watch his murder in real time?!?!?

It reminds me of when they let those zoo penguins run around a museum…

Duolingo seems to be taking an ominous tone with me lately…