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Jaybeans (or Stephen)
@jaybeans.bsky.social
Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
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With your much-needed friendly encouragement, dear followers, I've finally made it to the finish line of the most tremendously ambitious project I've yet worked on.

Can't wait to show it to you on BBC Two and PBS, but meanwhile: let the Christmas-cake-making begin 😃
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Hellboy
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Frankenstein
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I need to stop bouncing between projects, but I thought it might be fun to paint up a cover for the globe-trotting adventure book I'm toying with
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Spider-Man 2099
August 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Sonny Gray fits the profile of what they needed. Only one season guaranteed leaves room for their homegrown starters to find a spot.

A trade fills one need. Now they can (or at least should) have the money to sign Bregman and another hitter.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Apparently you can watch all of Oscar (for now)
Oscar 1991 English subs
YouTube video by fouskas24
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Never forget #CaptainMarvel though
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
One thousand percent
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Facts.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The Tesla engineers are not serious people

This is a dangerous feature
Tesla SNL Cowbell feature for Autopilot!
YouTube video by Fernando C
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In case you've never seen Captain Marvel's sister, her arms are indeed incredible
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Noted.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Number Stations are 10,000% my shit, so I somewhat lost my mind when @sispurrier.bsky.social sent me this extract from the Fortean Times.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM