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one day there will be a bunch of old guys in nursing homes arguing about metalcore
February 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
it’s says a lot about bsky that antiques roadshow is trending you old fucks
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
he’s cheating on me with Nursing School
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the feminine urge to rearrange all the furniture
February 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“are you getting dick on Valentine’s Day?”
February 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
happy valentine’s day to all the motherfuckers
February 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Robert Fripp is the Godfather of Mathcore
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
this chick shreds guitar while playing a foot moog for the bass. also she is bae m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQkd...
Djunah — "Animal Kingdom" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Djunah
m.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Converge
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I’d watch Dune if it had street racing
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
tbt
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“spiking cortisol” is not generational slang, people just understand their bodies more now
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Ween has the same friendship dynamic as Bert and Ernie
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Need a bitch who looks like Gerard Way
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
foid of charm
February 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I had night coffee 😈
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I’ve had the same Lyft driver 3x in a row. He’s invited to my wedding now
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
someone photoshopped kid rock in the chappell roan nipple dress and I’m so upset
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
there’s a local Seattle man who wears a whistle and carries around a football to play catch with random dudes downtown. I hope he’s having a good night
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Seattle deserves something nice tbh my people are depressed
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
bad bunny seems like such a sweet guy
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
guys have been telling me I look like Ramona Flowers for years and I just realized they didn’t mean Ramona Quimby
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
yeah I’m watching the Seahawks today (the seagulls that eat french fries off the ground at Ivar’s)
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM