Hague
@jawn-waters.bsky.social
Mediocre axe thrower, amateur needle worker, and homosexual about town
PHL 🏳️🌈
PHL 🏳️🌈
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these boots are made for lickin
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
these boots are made for lickin
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
Almost finished, just need a frame for it 👀
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Almost finished, just need a frame for it 👀
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On Columbus Day, it helps to remember just who the Crusaders were and why they were sent to the New World in the first place.
Spain wanted them gone. Far away. Forever. They were despised.
In 1492, the year Columbus discovered Cuba, Spain had a massive and worsening problem with violent men.
Spain wanted them gone. Far away. Forever. They were despised.
In 1492, the year Columbus discovered Cuba, Spain had a massive and worsening problem with violent men.
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
On Columbus Day, it helps to remember just who the Crusaders were and why they were sent to the New World in the first place.
Spain wanted them gone. Far away. Forever. They were despised.
In 1492, the year Columbus discovered Cuba, Spain had a massive and worsening problem with violent men.
Spain wanted them gone. Far away. Forever. They were despised.
In 1492, the year Columbus discovered Cuba, Spain had a massive and worsening problem with violent men.
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September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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COOK HIS ASS LAUREN
August 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
COOK HIS ASS LAUREN
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Stolen teacher valor, just be bazillionaires (oh right, that’s not relatable)
August 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Stolen teacher valor, just be bazillionaires (oh right, that’s not relatable)
Someone on Gastronauts made a Philly cheesesteak and said all the locals order it with salt pepper ketchup. The way I just wretched
August 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Someone on Gastronauts made a Philly cheesesteak and said all the locals order it with salt pepper ketchup. The way I just wretched
“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well I did five hits of poppers and the oracle at Delphi told me you fuckin suck
July 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well I did five hits of poppers and the oracle at Delphi told me you fuckin suck
All of the coffee and bagel shops near my work open at 7 or. 7:30 😭
June 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
All of the coffee and bagel shops near my work open at 7 or. 7:30 😭
She looked beautiful last night
June 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
She looked beautiful last night
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My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.
June 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.
I’m met my sisters very very nice dog this weekend. This is Goose he is a v v good boy
June 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m met my sisters very very nice dog this weekend. This is Goose he is a v v good boy
Call me for all your frozen marg needs
June 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Call me for all your frozen marg needs
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Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.
May 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.
Thaaaaats Altoona for ya
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
May 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Thaaaaats Altoona for ya
This is definitely the symptom of a larger problem, and honestly based on what I’ve heard about this company in general? Are we surprised? I’m not. I’ve seen the way they behave outside of that bar.
he’s going to “ruin these people” by giving them a free trip to europe (not an exaggeration this is what he’s doing)
May 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is definitely the symptom of a larger problem, and honestly based on what I’ve heard about this company in general? Are we surprised? I’m not. I’ve seen the way they behave outside of that bar.
The best part of the Pitt was when the emt said, fully enunciating every syllable, “fine wine and good spirits” y’all did not ask anyone from pa
April 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The best part of the Pitt was when the emt said, fully enunciating every syllable, “fine wine and good spirits” y’all did not ask anyone from pa
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Under the Equality Act misgendering is harassment but under the Supreme Court misgendering is the law.
So harassment is the law and against the law at the same time.
How are these jokers even allowed to be judges?
So harassment is the law and against the law at the same time.
How are these jokers even allowed to be judges?
April 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Under the Equality Act misgendering is harassment but under the Supreme Court misgendering is the law.
So harassment is the law and against the law at the same time.
How are these jokers even allowed to be judges?
So harassment is the law and against the law at the same time.
How are these jokers even allowed to be judges?
The inverse works too- I kicked strangers out of my private birthday party in a rented space and they were still mad about it after the space opened back up. I love it. I hope they’re still mad.
There's a stranger out there that still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was. Never stop being that person.
April 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The inverse works too- I kicked strangers out of my private birthday party in a rented space and they were still mad about it after the space opened back up. I love it. I hope they’re still mad.
Just bought tickets a million years ahead of time because the pride night hat for the Phillies looks super cute
March 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just bought tickets a million years ahead of time because the pride night hat for the Phillies looks super cute
I spent my 37th birthday at a dive bar in fishtown dancing to chappelle roan. The pink pony monkey club was a raving success
March 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I spent my 37th birthday at a dive bar in fishtown dancing to chappelle roan. The pink pony monkey club was a raving success
Do I add more googly eyes? I haven’t decided
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Do I add more googly eyes? I haven’t decided
Ok but can we hear it for my Super Bowl outfit? Plz ignore the mirror my friends bathroom is a lil dirty
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Ok but can we hear it for my Super Bowl outfit? Plz ignore the mirror my friends bathroom is a lil dirty