Michael Hurwitz
jaunxpatrol.bsky.social
Michael Hurwitz
@jaunxpatrol.bsky.social
Formerly @TheJaunxPatrol on the other place

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Brooklyn

Dad
@yourmandevine.bsky.social seems like he's got Cuomo on his hip and is going downhill
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
@bigwos.bsky.social you boys should know this is bringing a lot of joy in these suboptimal-ass times. Thanks big fella
February 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Apple TV+ hit show formula:

-One word title starting w 'S'
-Animated opening credits
-90s comedy legend as creator
-2000s comedy mainstay as male lead
-Protagonist who uses work (including sleeping with his tall beautiful colleague) to get over losing his Asian wife in a car accident
February 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Is Cooper Flagg only in ads now bc he just turned 18 a month or two ago lol
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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As a Flight of The Conchords fan this is disapponting
Was Jeanne Calment the Oldest Person Who Ever Lived—or a Fraud?
Some researchers have cast doubt on the record of the celebrated supercentenarian.
www.newyorker.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The irony of the Hawks being an interesting team during the one year we don't get any Zach Lowe #cacaw
December 12, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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talk about a silent majority
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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[pointing at a male cow, European-ly] Thatisse Mybulle
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 PM