Michael Hurwitz
@jaunxpatrol.bsky.social
Formerly @TheJaunxPatrol on the other place
Marketing/Music/Basketball/Tech/Dog Rescue/Macrotrends/Urbanism
Brooklyn
Dad
Marketing/Music/Basketball/Tech/Dog Rescue/Macrotrends/Urbanism
Brooklyn
Dad
A dad lit classic for a reason
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A dad lit classic for a reason
@yourmandevine.bsky.social seems like he's got Cuomo on his hip and is going downhill
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
@yourmandevine.bsky.social seems like he's got Cuomo on his hip and is going downhill
This is Tuna, she used to roam the streets of rural Nicaragua as a stray but now she sleeps on a Crate & Barrel couch and chases her ball on the beach every summer, not bad work if you can get it
September 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is Tuna, she used to roam the streets of rural Nicaragua as a stray but now she sleeps on a Crate & Barrel couch and chases her ball on the beach every summer, not bad work if you can get it
Alternatively, telling GPT how to talk to you is the best use of it
August 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Alternatively, telling GPT how to talk to you is the best use of it
Survived a sustained encounter with this fearsome terrorist on the B train yesterday (mostly just terrorizes our free time and sleep, but a terrorist nonetheless)
July 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Survived a sustained encounter with this fearsome terrorist on the B train yesterday (mostly just terrorizes our free time and sleep, but a terrorist nonetheless)
He is not a crook!
July 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He is not a crook!
always something you want to see
July 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
always something you want to see
This goes all the way to the top
April 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This goes all the way to the top
in the interest of message consistency
March 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
in the interest of message consistency
BBall Reference has a list of MVP Shares, the cumulative pct of possible MVP vote pts a player has received in their career. So if you got 10% of the pts 3 times, you'd have 0.3 MVP Shares
Steph in 2016 earned 1 share bc he got the most possible pts
It's great bc it measures cumulative greatness
Steph in 2016 earned 1 share bc he got the most possible pts
It's great bc it measures cumulative greatness
March 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
BBall Reference has a list of MVP Shares, the cumulative pct of possible MVP vote pts a player has received in their career. So if you got 10% of the pts 3 times, you'd have 0.3 MVP Shares
Steph in 2016 earned 1 share bc he got the most possible pts
It's great bc it measures cumulative greatness
Steph in 2016 earned 1 share bc he got the most possible pts
It's great bc it measures cumulative greatness
@bigwos.bsky.social you boys should know this is bringing a lot of joy in these suboptimal-ass times. Thanks big fella
February 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@bigwos.bsky.social you boys should know this is bringing a lot of joy in these suboptimal-ass times. Thanks big fella
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2028 Democratic nominee
February 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2028 Democratic nominee
Reminds me of this setup I saw at a gym once
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reminds me of this setup I saw at a gym once
ACAB includes him
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ACAB includes him
On my work laptop
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On my work laptop
Wizards fans love Brad for his strong play and loyalty to the team for years but are universally glad he's gone, that contract is an insane mess and we're in this mode now that it's not our problem
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wizards fans love Brad for his strong play and loyalty to the team for years but are universally glad he's gone, that contract is an insane mess and we're in this mode now that it's not our problem
It is #5 on the movie popularity list tbf!
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
It is #5 on the movie popularity list tbf!
Submitted without comment
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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Smh there already is one, I somehow managed to climb it (Point Roberts, WA)
November 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Smh there already is one, I somehow managed to climb it (Point Roberts, WA)