Michael Hurwitz
@jaunxpatrol.bsky.social
Formerly @TheJaunxPatrol on the other place
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Brooklyn
Dad
Marketing/Music/Basketball/Tech/Dog Rescue/Macrotrends/Urbanism
Brooklyn
Dad
The unique fragrance combination of thin gold foil and slightly melted milk chocolate is kind of the essence of Hanukkah when you think about it
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The unique fragrance combination of thin gold foil and slightly melted milk chocolate is kind of the essence of Hanukkah when you think about it
What if they had a speed limiter huh?!
a man is getting out of a jeep at night and says `` start the engine '' .
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December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What if they had a speed limiter huh?!
I saw Rose Byrne at a screening recently and it was like she's a different species, some ppl just have it
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I saw Rose Byrne at a screening recently and it was like she's a different species, some ppl just have it
A dad lit classic for a reason
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A dad lit classic for a reason
Kudos to them, at least, for finding something that *she* is too old for
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Kudos to them, at least, for finding something that *she* is too old for
He was cast mates w Jimmy Fallon and Chris Parnell. It's been a while
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He was cast mates w Jimmy Fallon and Chris Parnell. It's been a while
Excuse me?!?
a close up of a man 's face with the caption # companion movie on the bottom
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November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Excuse me?!?
He's younger than Rhianna, Steph Curry and Jesse Plemmons.
For reference, Rhianna had a baby 2 months ago, and Curry scored 46 pts in a comeback win over San Antonio last night. They're both older than this fuck
For reference, Rhianna had a baby 2 months ago, and Curry scored 46 pts in a comeback win over San Antonio last night. They're both older than this fuck
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He's younger than Rhianna, Steph Curry and Jesse Plemmons.
For reference, Rhianna had a baby 2 months ago, and Curry scored 46 pts in a comeback win over San Antonio last night. They're both older than this fuck
For reference, Rhianna had a baby 2 months ago, and Curry scored 46 pts in a comeback win over San Antonio last night. They're both older than this fuck
My beloved Wizards are currently at -14.9 net rating, so they're better than Trump hell yeah
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My beloved Wizards are currently at -14.9 net rating, so they're better than Trump hell yeah
The wider lesson is that while you're right the solution is to never let Australians break containment
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The wider lesson is that while you're right the solution is to never let Australians break containment
It's pretty funny to think that in 2004, 3 notable TV hosts (Trump on The Apprentice, Rogan on Fear Factor and Kimmel on The Man Show of all fucking things) would go on to play critical roles in global politics 20+ years later.
Like imagine if Nick and Vanessa Lachey determine the 2044 election
Like imagine if Nick and Vanessa Lachey determine the 2044 election
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It's pretty funny to think that in 2004, 3 notable TV hosts (Trump on The Apprentice, Rogan on Fear Factor and Kimmel on The Man Show of all fucking things) would go on to play critical roles in global politics 20+ years later.
Like imagine if Nick and Vanessa Lachey determine the 2044 election
Like imagine if Nick and Vanessa Lachey determine the 2044 election
He had 4 steals in the first half!
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
He had 4 steals in the first half!
"Brendan has a MNYGA"
a man in a leather jacket is screaming in a car with a boy sitting in the back seat behind him
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November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Brendan has a MNYGA"
Real dog owners know that for the first few years you get both of these
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Real dog owners know that for the first few years you get both of these
It's a style that Mike Francesa bequeathed to all Long Islanders, as is tradition
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's a style that Mike Francesa bequeathed to all Long Islanders, as is tradition
Make him do community service making PB&Js at a food bank and call it a day
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Make him do community service making PB&Js at a food bank and call it a day
He's always been terrific, IIRC correctly he was waiting until his kids were more grown up to take the PxP job since it involves so much travel?
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
He's always been terrific, IIRC correctly he was waiting until his kids were more grown up to take the PxP job since it involves so much travel?
"only good can happen" is kind of brilliant though, have to hand that to him
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"only good can happen" is kind of brilliant though, have to hand that to him
Everything:
Worse ✅
Computer ✅
Worse ✅
Computer ✅
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Everything:
Worse ✅
Computer ✅
Worse ✅
Computer ✅
I saw it in standard first and then Vista, and I thought it was worthwhile. A unique screen but not the super immersive experience of IMAX
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I saw it in standard first and then Vista, and I thought it was worthwhile. A unique screen but not the super immersive experience of IMAX
S2 is unfortunately kind of a drag but S3 is great, so don't give up
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
S2 is unfortunately kind of a drag but S3 is great, so don't give up
An honest question, are there any fires in Portland currently?
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An honest question, are there any fires in Portland currently?
Ronald Reagan probably heard "The Reason" by Hoobastank
October 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ronald Reagan probably heard "The Reason" by Hoobastank