macho man randy travis
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I personally know more than one dentist.
And Strawberry Protein, who did NOT die
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And Strawberry Protein, who did NOT die
MAROON OUT (of the playoffs)
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
MAROON OUT (of the playoffs)
Glad we finally got a 12-team college football playoff so we could watch games like this *checks notes* Miami-Texas A&M game that generated 6 points through 58 minutes of action
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Glad we finally got a 12-team college football playoff so we could watch games like this *checks notes* Miami-Texas A&M game that generated 6 points through 58 minutes of action
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Hard to see one of my faves all over the epstein files: the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hard to see one of my faves all over the epstein files: the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Maybe only 2 people will understand this, and it's doubtful either of them will read it. But I drank the beer yesterday (a somewhat rare occurrence for me) and need to flex accordingly
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Maybe only 2 people will understand this, and it's doubtful either of them will read it. But I drank the beer yesterday (a somewhat rare occurrence for me) and need to flex accordingly
Every time I see the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award patch, all I can see is Lando Calrissian (which would be a way cooler award to receive IMO)
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Every time I see the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award patch, all I can see is Lando Calrissian (which would be a way cooler award to receive IMO)
If I showed Mark how much I pay annually for my family of 4's insurance premiums, his face would melt like I just opened the ark of the covenant
Paying 10 percent more in taxes annually would save me a ton of money. He has no clue
Paying 10 percent more in taxes annually would save me a ton of money. He has no clue
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I showed Mark how much I pay annually for my family of 4's insurance premiums, his face would melt like I just opened the ark of the covenant
Paying 10 percent more in taxes annually would save me a ton of money. He has no clue
Paying 10 percent more in taxes annually would save me a ton of money. He has no clue
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Having hemorrhoid cream at the top of my Amazon Wrapped for the third year in a row is embarrassing beyond words
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Having hemorrhoid cream at the top of my Amazon Wrapped for the third year in a row is embarrassing beyond words
Are the Cowboys back or did they simply play the Eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Are the Cowboys back or did they simply play the Eagles
I don't ever want to see his stupid face ever again. No farewell tour, no final press conference, no well-wishing to the team with one foot out the door. He will never admit his mistake so he needs to fuck off back to a shoe company, preferably working the aisles at an outlet mall Foot Locker
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't ever want to see his stupid face ever again. No farewell tour, no final press conference, no well-wishing to the team with one foot out the door. He will never admit his mistake so he needs to fuck off back to a shoe company, preferably working the aisles at an outlet mall Foot Locker
I know this isn't about me today, but it's my birthday, so to wake up with literally the first thing I read be a snippet about Dick Cheney's death and the last thing be about a wave of blue dorks winning their local elections does feel good. It's everyone's birthday honestly
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I know this isn't about me today, but it's my birthday, so to wake up with literally the first thing I read be a snippet about Dick Cheney's death and the last thing be about a wave of blue dorks winning their local elections does feel good. It's everyone's birthday honestly
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Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bari absolutely rocks. Her two ideas for stories are "I have this famous person's phone number" and "I heard libs were doing some weird stuff out there." Absolutely replacement level suburban dunce.
I haven't seen Season 2 but season 1 was incredible.
Worth getting a month-long sub to MeansTV honestly (which I plan on doing!)
Worth getting a month-long sub to MeansTV honestly (which I plan on doing!)
August 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I haven't seen Season 2 but season 1 was incredible.
Worth getting a month-long sub to MeansTV honestly (which I plan on doing!)
Worth getting a month-long sub to MeansTV honestly (which I plan on doing!)
Watched the new Naked Gun movie today because I'm a true Quaid and I can confirm it rips
The ski lodge scene was the weirdest thing I've seen in a movie in a LONG time - it almost has to be a discarded Lonely Island sketch - and I swear I was the only one in the theater absolutely losing it
The ski lodge scene was the weirdest thing I've seen in a movie in a LONG time - it almost has to be a discarded Lonely Island sketch - and I swear I was the only one in the theater absolutely losing it
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Watched the new Naked Gun movie today because I'm a true Quaid and I can confirm it rips
The ski lodge scene was the weirdest thing I've seen in a movie in a LONG time - it almost has to be a discarded Lonely Island sketch - and I swear I was the only one in the theater absolutely losing it
The ski lodge scene was the weirdest thing I've seen in a movie in a LONG time - it almost has to be a discarded Lonely Island sketch - and I swear I was the only one in the theater absolutely losing it
It definitely feels like people don't understand what a scam property taxes in TX are. It's like when your insurance bill arbitrarily goes up each year, only worse. Do not tax me based on the whims of the county appraisal board, tax me because I make a ton of money (which I do of course)
besides being hot as balls, the property taxes will offset any income tax savings for a lot of people
Joe Rogan's friends followed him to Texas. They all seem to hate it.
July 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It definitely feels like people don't understand what a scam property taxes in TX are. It's like when your insurance bill arbitrarily goes up each year, only worse. Do not tax me based on the whims of the county appraisal board, tax me because I make a ton of money (which I do of course)
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Imagine being the eleventh overall pick in the NBA draft and they call you "Colin Cowherd" on a nationally-televised broadcast
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Imagine being the eleventh overall pick in the NBA draft and they call you "Colin Cowherd" on a nationally-televised broadcast
Congrats to our 2025 NBA Champs the Indiana Pacers! (because the Oklahoma City Thunder are not a real franchise)
June 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Congrats to our 2025 NBA Champs the Indiana Pacers! (because the Oklahoma City Thunder are not a real franchise)
Does TODAY know that you can actually split these things up into 2 segments?
May 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Does TODAY know that you can actually split these things up into 2 segments?
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
Probably the sickest burn I've read about the Luka trade. Fully deserved, fully earned
March 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Probably the sickest burn I've read about the Luka trade. Fully deserved, fully earned
Watching Pop Culture Jeopardy! (I am extremely behind on episodes) and the first two questions were triple stumpers that I knew in a Muppets category which means it's time to bust out this classic Onion headline
February 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Watching Pop Culture Jeopardy! (I am extremely behind on episodes) and the first two questions were triple stumpers that I knew in a Muppets category which means it's time to bust out this classic Onion headline
This reminds me - in October I wished on my monkey's paw that Dorian Finney-Smith and Luka would play on the same team again
Luka Dončić should play basketball tonight. New team, new teammates, new coach, new arena...one old familiar face. A face he trusts and always knows where to find.
Read how Luka & Dorian's friendship should help #LakeShow on both sides of the court👇
digginbasketball.substack.com/p/through-it...
Read how Luka & Dorian's friendship should help #LakeShow on both sides of the court👇
digginbasketball.substack.com/p/through-it...
Through It All, Luka Knows Doe-Doe Will Be There
In Luka Dončić’s much-anticipated Lakers debut, everything is new—except for the one familiar face, Dorian Finney-Smith
digginbasketball.substack.com
February 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This reminds me - in October I wished on my monkey's paw that Dorian Finney-Smith and Luka would play on the same team again
My parents are DEFINITELY mad right now
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My parents are DEFINITELY mad right now