Казмонавт
@kazmonaut.kzstan.com
following my dream of someday making the world's largest манты
Owner of an orange #cat. In Colorado, dreaming of the Eurasian Steppe.
Owner of an orange #cat. In Colorado, dreaming of the Eurasian Steppe.
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[Leaning over to whisper to my wife] that's the egg plant
Friendly reminder that we call eggplant eggplant because the "normal" eggplant used to look like this
January 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
[Leaning over to whisper to my wife] that's the egg plant
Fedi bridge seems to be acting weird… hmmm
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Fedi bridge seems to be acting weird… hmmm
More public officials need to plainly call out trump’s threats and illegalities for what they are, without bearing around the bush or trying to triangulate. Good statement from Powell/Fed
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
More public officials need to plainly call out trump’s threats and illegalities for what they are, without bearing around the bush or trying to triangulate. Good statement from Powell/Fed
deleted my mastodon account and now just have my bluesky account bridged to there
FYI @flockofcats.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy
FYI @flockofcats.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
deleted my mastodon account and now just have my bluesky account bridged to there
FYI @flockofcats.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy
FYI @flockofcats.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy
My car was like “plz… consider charging”
January 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
My car was like “plz… consider charging”
Me, very adamantly: my cat is NOT spoiled!
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Me, very adamantly: my cat is NOT spoiled!
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Holy crap Uni is strapped!
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Holy crap Uni is strapped!
Hope the people following me for dunking on Hakeem Jeffries like конина and Аквариум
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Hope the people following me for dunking on Hakeem Jeffries like конина and Аквариум
Polis sucking ass, part 1,543
Gov. Jared Polis told a Colorado TV station that the prison sentence levied against Tina Peters was "harsh" and suggested he was "looking at" revisiting it.
"She got a sentence that was harsh. It was a nine-year sentence," Polis said.
"She got a sentence that was harsh. It was a nine-year sentence," Polis said.
Gov. Jared Polis calls Tina Peters’ sentence ‘harsh,’ suggests he’s looking at potential commutation
“She got a sentence that was harsh. It was a nine-year sentence,” Gov. Jared Polis told CBS Colorado about Tina Peters adding that “we always look at people’s sentences.R…
trib.al
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Polis sucking ass, part 1,543
Seeing this all for the first time after not logging on all day. Gonna have to mute this but thanks to all for the discourse!
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Seeing this all for the first time after not logging on all day. Gonna have to mute this but thanks to all for the discourse!
lol RIP to my bluesky notifications / mentions.
Love how Dems finally have a non-octogenarian leader in Congress and he sucks even worse than the old people
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
lol RIP to my bluesky notifications / mentions.
Love how Dems finally have a non-octogenarian leader in Congress and he sucks even worse than the old people
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Love how Dems finally have a non-octogenarian leader in Congress and he sucks even worse than the old people
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
Minnesota authorities should send a SWAT team to arrest that ICE agent tonight. Literally no reason not to
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Minnesota authorities should send a SWAT team to arrest that ICE agent tonight. Literally no reason not to
Right-wing nazi psychos generally: bro if protestors ever come near me, they’ll get a taste of my F-150 grille
Right-wing nazi cops: if a car vaguely comes in my direction, I become a scared little baby who will respond with lethal force.
Right-wing nazi cops: if a car vaguely comes in my direction, I become a scared little baby who will respond with lethal force.
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Right-wing nazi psychos generally: bro if protestors ever come near me, they’ll get a taste of my F-150 grille
Right-wing nazi cops: if a car vaguely comes in my direction, I become a scared little baby who will respond with lethal force.
Right-wing nazi cops: if a car vaguely comes in my direction, I become a scared little baby who will respond with lethal force.
This might actually encourage trump to take Greenland…
Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said an American takeover of Greenland would amount to the end of the NATO military alliance. Her comments came in response to U.S. President Donald Trump’s renewed call for the mineral-rich Arctic island to come under U.S. control.
Danish prime minister says a US takeover of Greenland would mark the end of NATO
Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen says an American takeover of Greenland would amount to the end of the NATO military alliance.
bit.ly
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
This might actually encourage trump to take Greenland…
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Mr. Tumnus is in the Epstein files
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Mr. Tumnus is in the Epstein files
Felt kind of guilty going for a hike in January, with the state park being almost as crowded as in peak season
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Felt kind of guilty going for a hike in January, with the state park being almost as crowded as in peak season
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
Maybe good until 1995-96, but then definitely got pretty bleak. These are the songs I couldn’t escape my senior year of high school lol
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Maybe good until 1995-96, but then definitely got pretty bleak. These are the songs I couldn’t escape my senior year of high school lol
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Today is a good day to remember Betteridge's law of headlines
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Today is a good day to remember Betteridge's law of headlines