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The champagne of peers. Braves, punk, bbq, etc.
Just @austinlouisray.bsky.social looking majestic at The Eastern
September 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The first episode of Andor season 2 is so good it reminded me that it reminded me I can post my cold tv and film takes on this platform.
April 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
He could’ve brought back Vine. Never forget that.
February 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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THEY ARE DEFUNDING MEDICAID AND BUYING CYBERTRUCKS WITH THE MONEY. Dems stop saying "uh he promised he would lower the cost of living" and take the layup
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m not thrilled with the amount of time I now have to spend disabling and muting various AI features getting stuffed into apps I use.
February 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 2, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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ceos: everyone must be in the office

also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore
February 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The amount of people posting tributes to David Lynch makes me so happy. An absolute legend.
a man in a suit and tie stands on a stage with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands on a stage with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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the only good use for Augmented Reality would be if your glasses showed you where the birds are when you're walking around, and what each one's name was. not their species but their first and last name
December 29, 2024 at 5:28 PM
“You’re cold and you don’t even look cute” - my wife, judging other women walking by us
December 22, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Me: Looks kind of like a Gil Kane design or Ross Andru maybe.

TV: Based on the classic design by John Romita

Me: Damn, fair enough Hoda
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Area forty year old millennial has turkey prep talk in the slack with the boys.
November 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair
November 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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I have written probably more than anyone on this subject (hundreds of thousands of words) and the answer is that executives often have no idea what happens at their companies or what actual work looks like
I do not understand why, after remote work has been repeatedly proven to be just as productive (if not more so) than in-office work, people should be required to return to in-office work in order to justify the money the bosses spent on real estate.
Demanding that people go back to the office five days a week has been shown to punish staff who are lower-income, parents, and disabled. It is also not necessary for reporters and journalists who do much of their work in the field, on the phone, or on laptop computers that can be used anywhere.
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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i hate politics but not for the normal reasons. i hate it because no politicians have tried even once to outlaw javascript
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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If you're a "journalist" writing about "echo chambers," here is a testimonial you can use:

I left X because it's become a Nazi echo chamber. When I joined Bluesky I was exposed to a wide diversity of different opinions I'd never heard in the X echo chamber, like "women are people." Thanks, Bluesky!
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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I feel healthier already
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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oh shit
November 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Thank goodness this place is getting traction. Bouncing between twitter and threads was like visiting a local hometown’s old and new malls.
November 15, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Whuff.
December 11, 2023 at 5:38 AM
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still true
September 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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Do Androids Dream Of Eating Giant Marshmallows And Then When They Wake Up Their Pillows Are Gone
September 13, 2023 at 6:36 PM
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What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK
August 28, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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hey PP just touching base to see if you've made any headway with getting me those pictures of Spider-Man anyhoo hit me back when you get this 3J
August 23, 2023 at 2:10 AM