Jarred Taylor
@jarredt.bsky.social
Software engineer, recovering lawyer, drummer, Dave Matthews Band fanatic. Ceci n'est pas une tweet.
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I hope this email finds you in contempt of Court.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I hope this email finds you in contempt of Court.
Every whisper, of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
🎶 If I was the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every whisper, of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Candy corn is the candy corn of candy.
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Candy corn is the candy corn of candy.
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ooh well done
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ooh well done
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Seattle No Kings from the monorail
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Seattle No Kings from the monorail
it repros in production
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it repros in production
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
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The ability to gather and report information without authorization from the government is pretty much the definition of a free press
NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com
Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The ability to gather and report information without authorization from the government is pretty much the definition of a free press
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We are pleased to offer a free replay of the DMB show at the Gorge Amphitheatre on Sunday, 8/31/25. The replay will be available all weekend at volta.live.
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We are pleased to offer a free replay of the DMB show at the Gorge Amphitheatre on Sunday, 8/31/25. The replay will be available all weekend at volta.live.
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
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Wow.. okay.. unfollowing now. I just liked his investment advice and some of his videos with his nephews were cute. I had no idea he dives into a giant pile of gold coins everyday :/
July 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wow.. okay.. unfollowing now. I just liked his investment advice and some of his videos with his nephews were cute. I had no idea he dives into a giant pile of gold coins everyday :/
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I hope this email finds you at home and disengaged, I flatter myself you will immediately comply with the request it contains.
July 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hope this email finds you at home and disengaged, I flatter myself you will immediately comply with the request it contains.
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I hope this email finds you, no matter how far you go.
July 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hope this email finds you, no matter how far you go.
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TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:
WIRED:
June 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:
WIRED:
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Today’s unsigned, unexplained #SCOTUS ruling clearing the way for removals of migrants to third countries without any additional process is a disaster—not just on the merits, but because of the government misbehavior that it not only refuses to punish, but effectively rewards.
Me, via “One First”:
Me, via “One First”:
161. The Court's Disastrous Ruling in the Third-Country Removal Case
The majority did not just greenlight an especially odious immigration policy without any explanation; it did so in a case in which the government defied the district court—twice—with no consequence.
www.stevevladeck.com
June 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today’s unsigned, unexplained #SCOTUS ruling clearing the way for removals of migrants to third countries without any additional process is a disaster—not just on the merits, but because of the government misbehavior that it not only refuses to punish, but effectively rewards.
Me, via “One First”:
Me, via “One First”:
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POV: you’re a french fry
I am one minute and eight seconds into "Grease" and I already hate it
May 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
POV: you’re a french fry
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Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
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This is what I try to live up to, every day of my life
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is what I try to live up to, every day of my life
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Meeting at the Golden Gate (game was in San Francisco!), by Giotto, 1303-06
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The Smokers, by Adriaen Brouwer, 1636
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The Smokers, by Adriaen Brouwer, 1636
May 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Meeting at the Golden Gate (game was in San Francisco!), by Giotto, 1303-06
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The Smokers, by Adriaen Brouwer, 1636
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The Smokers, by Adriaen Brouwer, 1636
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Just walked by the historic spot where in 1999 Lou Bega, who was then writing “Mambo No. 5,” first obtained a little bit of Monica
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just walked by the historic spot where in 1999 Lou Bega, who was then writing “Mambo No. 5,” first obtained a little bit of Monica
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR
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i’m getting van hollen pilled
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i’m getting van hollen pilled
A small part of my legal job at Google 15+ yrs ago was to ensure we only listed products that had "launched" in a given country on the product directory page for that country's ccTLD. (This was back when Google's products all reasonably fit on one page). Good times...
blog.google/products/sea...
blog.google/products/sea...
Here’s an update on our use of country code top-level domains.
When you’re searching on Google, we aim to provide the most useful information, and many times that includes providing locally relevant search results. Historically, as …
blog.google
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A small part of my legal job at Google 15+ yrs ago was to ensure we only listed products that had "launched" in a given country on the product directory page for that country's ccTLD. (This was back when Google's products all reasonably fit on one page). Good times...
blog.google/products/sea...
blog.google/products/sea...