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Weißes Haus veröffentlicht versehentlich Weihnachtsgruß mit geschwärztem Trump www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/epst...
Weißes Haus veröffentlicht versehentlich Weihnachtsgruß mit geschwärztem Trump
Washington (dpo) - Peinliche Panne im Weißen Haus: Weil das Team rund um Donald Trump noch voll im Zensieren-Modus war, hat das Büro des US-Präsidente
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December 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
See you all next year!
A christmas card of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting by a christmas tree, currently being decorated by the tentacles of the otherwise unseen creature, The Thing In The Sink, which has now evidently migrated to the tree. Above them is the text, "Merry Christmas".
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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ghostynewt.bsky.social
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social
Please enjoy this purr in these troubling times:
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
Thanks, google.

Calling Chlorine Pentafluoride an 'irritant' sounds like calling a chainsaw an exfoliator.

Water? Fire. Sand? Fire. Asbestos? Fire. Gold? Fire.

CHLORINE PENTAFLUORIDE WILL OXIDISE FIRE ITSELF AND SET NORMAL FIRE ON FIRE.

'irritant'
A search for Chlorine pentafluoride in google, with an AI response calling it a "highly reactive, colorless gas, a powerful oxidizer, and a severe irritant" among other info.
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are pressed together, cuddled up and simply enjoying each others' company, eyes peacefully closed. Green: You know what's the best part of the holidays? Blue: What is it? Green: All our problems are next year's problems. All can wait until January. While Blue's expression remains peaceful, Green opens his eyes in realisation to his words. Blue: Except for that thing in the sink. Both of the foxes turn to look at something coming in from outside of the comic panel, with slimy tentacle-like tendrils reaching towards them. Green: Oh right. We should probably do something about that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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bhaalspawn.bsky.social
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 5.

Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM???

#DosGaming 💾
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them. Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow: Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him. Narration: 1: Melt off the snow Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate. Narration: 2: Steam dry Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him. Narration: 3: Run for your life Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin! Green: But you're warm!
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
An interview with Twitter's Chief Product Officer title "X Wants Its Haters Back"
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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dashasierra.com
This book lies. There's no instructions in here at all!
A kitty reading the book, "To kill a mocking bird"
January 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green eat snack bars straight out of a packet, wrappers of individual bars strewn around him. Blue: So how are the gingerbread cookie flavoured snack bar things? Green's answer turns into narration as the scene quickly changes to a vision of Green brazenly licking the wall of a massive decorative gingerbread house taller than himself. Green, narrating: You know that dry, stale, slightly dusty taste of a gingerbread house that's been on display all month? Back to the original scene, Blue looks at Green with mild surprise. Green returns his gaze without hesitation or embarrassment. Blue: No?! Green: Well, it's like that. Blue raises an eyebrow as Green calmly starts eating another snack bar. Blue: Then why are you still eating them? Green: Nobody can stop me.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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helicopterfood.bsky.social
How many can we make...
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
i’ve seen enough — EMERGENCY CATURDAY IS NOW IN EFFECT 🚨
a fat tux cat sitting on her hams in a blue armchair. she has a water bowl next to her for convenience. she looks annoyed and has one paw raised
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Wird immer menschlicher: ChatGPT meldet sich mit Grippe krank www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/chat...
Wird immer menschlicher: ChatGPT meldet sich mit Grippe krank
San Francisco (dpo) - Die Entwicklung Künstlicher Intelligenz nimmt immer mehr Fahrt auf. Das große Sprachmodell ChatGPT etwa ist inzwischen so mensch
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December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a little bonfire, gazing restfully into the flickering flames. Blue: Do you ever think of the ways your life could've gone differently? Green: No. Blue: Like if you could start over with everything that you know now? Green: Nope. The odds of finding you again in the right place at the right time are way too low. Blue: You'd rather have me than a new chance? Green: Having you is the best possible life.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green turn to look at something in the sky with mild concern. Blue: What is that? A helium balloon? Green: No, it's floating downward, not up. Both foxes are startled, eyes wide, Blue still looking at the sky as Green already turns to flee. Blue: It's coming right at us! Green: Run! Instantly, the unindentified flying object, which is now revealed to be a bright red festive christmas hat, lands right on Green's head with great force and precision. Blue looks down to Green, who is now laying on th ground, the seasonal hat positioned right on his head. Blue: It's December first, isn't it? Green: Yep.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Nach skurrilem Auftritt: AfD macht klar, dass Redner nur inhaltlich wie Hitler klingen dürfen www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/eich...
Nach skurrilem Auftritt: AfD macht klar, dass Redner nur inhaltlich wie Hitler klingen dürfen
Gießen (dpo) - Nach der skurrilen Bewerbungsrede von Alexander Eichwald beim AfD-Jugendkongress, die in Tonfall und Gestik an Adolf Hitler erinnerte,
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December 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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feralrobots.bsky.social
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Figure 1 from a paper published in Nature (linked in post). The figure purports to be an infographic depiction of the "Overall working of the framework" for 'explainably' diagnosing autism spectrum disorder. The infographic is plainly nonsense, containing many spelling errors, nonsense words, meaningless images and graphs. Clearly created using generative AI and (crucially) NEVER CHECKED AT ANY STEP OF THE WRITING OR PUBLICATION PROCESS.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Kurzsichtige polnischstämmige Rosenkohlbauern aus Ostwestfalen einzige Volksgruppe, die Merz bislang noch nicht gegen sich aufgebracht hat www.der-postillon.com/2025/11/merz...
Kurzsichtige polnischstämmige Rosenkohlbauern aus Ostwestfalen einzige Volksgruppe, die Merz bislang noch nicht gegen sich aufgebracht hat
Berlin (dpo) - Derzeit scheint es, als trete Friedrich Merz unentwegt von einem Fettnäpfchen ins nächste und könne es niemandem recht machen. Doch es
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November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"Da waren bestimmt Drogen drauf": Venezuela versenkt US-Flugzeugträger www.der-postillon.com/2025/11/drog...
"Da waren bestimmt Drogen drauf": Venezuela versenkt US-Flugzeugträger
Deutschlands größte Tageszeitung der Welt
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November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM