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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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ciaranm.bsky.social
That’s rather unedifying
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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doublepulsar.com
Here’s @malwaretech.com take. I encourage more people to look at the samples because, lol.
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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lorenzofb.bsky.social
Remember NFTs? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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andreapitzer.bsky.social
Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
A whiff of whitewashing in Newcastle, as the council has refused to publish a long-awaited taxpayer-funded £74,000 investigation into claims Labour ex-leader Nick Kemp bullied an officer.

Full story in the new Private Eye, out now.
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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jessefarrar.com
now this is comedy
September 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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pauloprudente.bsky.social
this came to me in a dream
"MECH DESIGN TRIANGLE" on the top there is a tank, on the left "monster" and a xenomorph, on the right an angel. inside the triangle, up top there is a tank legs armored core from gen 5, then below it a wanzer from front mission. below it, to the left, the inital ac from armored core 3. below it stinger's ac. blow it, to the left, the mind beta ac from ac6 using reverse joint legs. to the right, the nineball seraph. to its right, the strike gundam. below it, white glint. to the right of white glint, gundam schwarzette. below schwarzette, to the right, the wing gundam zero. on its left, the exusia from ac5. on its left, a bit up is Kshatriya and a bit down is ac6 CEL. to the left of Kshatriya there's the nachtreiher frame from ac6. below it, to the left, the filial from ac2. outside of the triangle: between the angel and the tank, a jet plane; between the tank and the monster, a beetle; between the mosnter and the angel, a emoji pointing towards "you"/"the camera", below it, written "the nerd reading this"
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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hcjustin.com
increasingly difficult to not post things that would look awful at my trial
August 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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aricohn.com
t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.
Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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theregister.com
One in six US workers pretends to use AI to please the bosses
One in six US workers pretends to use AI to please the bosses
AI-nxiety is real, and it's causing some bizarre behavior ai-pocalypse  If you're one of those people who pretend to use AI at work, then worry not: there are likely another 15 of you per hundred employees in your company. That's the finding of a survey from nearshoring tech recruitment company Howdy.com.…
dlvr.it
July 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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shawnhymel.bsky.social
IP over Tin Can and String 😁 #electronics #OpenSauce #OpenSauce2025
July 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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theonion.com
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so gross,” 16-year-old Bailey Hayworth said in a video message she sent to Vance, causing the vice president of the United States to throw […]
theonion.com
July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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kneecapceol.bsky.social
After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only

There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts

We will continue to fight.

We will continue to win.
One element of the political policing intimidation attempt is over. We played a historic set at Glastonbury. Whole area closed an hour before due to crowds. A celebration of love and solidarity. A sea of good people at the world's most famous festival. Shortly afterwards we learn of an active police investigation. An investigation that followed after the Prime Minister himself said it "was not appropriate" we played Glastonbury. Walk off stage to the rapturous sounds of good people and into the creaking scheming sounds of the establishment. This "investigation" was reported across the world's media often with wildly misleading headlines. Every single person who saw our set knew no law was broken, not even close....yet the police saw fit to publicly announce they were opening an investigation. Why open and publicise an investigation into fuck all? This is political. This is targetted. This is state intimidation. After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes - you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action - that is seen by two people only. There is no public apology, they don't send this to media or post it on police accounts. We will continue to fight. We will continue to win. Email from Avon and Somerset Police to Kneecap legal team: "I am Senior Investigating Officer for Avon and Somerset Police's investigation into Kneecap's performance at the Glastonbury Festival on 28th June 2025. Following a review of the evidence, I have determined there will be no further action. I would be grateful if you could communicate this to your clients, and/or advise me of an alternative way if contacting them. Thank you for your assistance in this matter. Regards, Detective Superintendent [Name redacted]"
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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neilmackay.bsky.social
Starmer turns my stomach
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
Media commentators across Britain have reacted with outrage to something said by an Irish rap group named after the practice of shooting people in the knees.

[From issue 1649, May 2025]
June 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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gamedesigndan.bsky.social
how I look when I'm waiting for a gap in the conversation so I can make a joke
June 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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eve6.bsky.social
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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theregister.com
FYI: Most AI spending driven by FOMO, not ROI, CEOs tell IBM, LOL
FYI: Most AI spending driven by FOMO, not ROI, CEOs tell IBM, LOL
Just 1 in 4 bets paying off so far Only a quarter of AI initiatives have delivered the expected return on investment, according to an IBM survey of 2,000 CEOs.…
dlvr.it
May 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · Apr 24
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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theonion.com
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]
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April 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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smilingnodding.bsky.social
rock and roll photos
milei and elon giving thumbs up together
April 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM