Jakey Obryan
@jakeyobryan.bsky.social
The world’s first illiterate law student!
Pokémon, Molec. Bio., you, scary movies, you again
OKC📍
Pokémon, Molec. Bio., you, scary movies, you again
OKC📍
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Jakey Obryan
@jakeyobryan.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Reintroduction Thread!!!
name: Jakey
pronouns: he/him
location: Oklahoma
interests: video games, mycology, Pokémon, DnD, witchcraft, cooking, coffee, molec. bio
vocation: law student atm!
name: Jakey
pronouns: he/him
location: Oklahoma
interests: video games, mycology, Pokémon, DnD, witchcraft, cooking, coffee, molec. bio
vocation: law student atm!
Y’all see the vision?
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Y’all see the vision?
Love gay Halloween. Like what do you mean I’m the C(unty)ookie Monster?
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Love gay Halloween. Like what do you mean I’m the C(unty)ookie Monster?
Now THIS is the birthday gift I was waiting for!
Official renders for Mega Greninja, Mega Delphox, and Mega Chesnaught, which were just revealed for Pokémon Legends Z-A.
September 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Now THIS is the birthday gift I was waiting for!
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Wild that a Reagan appointed judge is, in real time and in public, grappling with the reality that the Supreme Court does not have a coherent ideology and is just doing things just for the kicks of it.
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wild that a Reagan appointed judge is, in real time and in public, grappling with the reality that the Supreme Court does not have a coherent ideology and is just doing things just for the kicks of it.
What’s so fucked about this, is it’s going to target queer people and our spaces. If saying gay is too obscene in schools then what happens when that policy applied to public spaces? Conservative lawmakers are taking leaps and bounds to make queer existence illegal.
www.news9.com/story/68c1ba...
www.news9.com/story/68c1ba...
Oklahoma Attorney General declares 'obscene' public drag performances illegal
Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond issued a binding opinion on Wednesday, declaring obscene drag shows in public or before minors illegal.
www.news9.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What’s so fucked about this, is it’s going to target queer people and our spaces. If saying gay is too obscene in schools then what happens when that policy applied to public spaces? Conservative lawmakers are taking leaps and bounds to make queer existence illegal.
www.news9.com/story/68c1ba...
www.news9.com/story/68c1ba...
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Cannot BELIEVE this meme came true
September 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cannot BELIEVE this meme came true
Inshallah she walks into the room purse first
July 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Inshallah she walks into the room purse first
I’ll see y’all in court 💝
July 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’ll see y’all in court 💝
Bosco come to Bluesky!!! We would never treat you like this
July 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bosco come to Bluesky!!! We would never treat you like this
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AARON TAYLOR-JOHSON AS A WEREWOLF???
July 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
AARON TAYLOR-JOHSON AS A WEREWOLF???
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hows your fat cock today asking for a friend
July 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
hows your fat cock today asking for a friend
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Me in the Blue Sky insane asylum
July 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me in the Blue Sky insane asylum
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Yeah I've been working on fitness... fitness dick in your mouth
July 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah I've been working on fitness... fitness dick in your mouth
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it’s frot boy summer
July 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
it’s frot boy summer
Hey can yall watch him while I go smoke?
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hey can yall watch him while I go smoke?
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Do I have a pup play fetish? No.
Did Zane Phillips in a dog outfit make me understand better why some people have a pup play fetish? Yes.
Did Zane Phillips in a dog outfit make me understand better why some people have a pup play fetish? Yes.
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Do I have a pup play fetish? No.
Did Zane Phillips in a dog outfit make me understand better why some people have a pup play fetish? Yes.
Did Zane Phillips in a dog outfit make me understand better why some people have a pup play fetish? Yes.
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My balls are going to be so sticky
June 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My balls are going to be so sticky
Besties said I was the trade of the table for ordering a miller lite and tequila shot (they were dead wrong)
June 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Besties said I was the trade of the table for ordering a miller lite and tequila shot (they were dead wrong)
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frotting hive rise
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
frotting hive rise
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If you’re not watching Untucked, you’re only getting half the story
June 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you’re not watching Untucked, you’re only getting half the story
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how it feels to be a bitch with a job at the pride festivities that keeps you from kissing boys
June 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
how it feels to be a bitch with a job at the pride festivities that keeps you from kissing boys
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HAPPY PRIDE TO THEM
June 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
HAPPY PRIDE TO THEM