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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
*talking to a gay couple*
“So which one of you is the pink one and which one of you is the green one?”
“So which one of you is the pink one and which one of you is the green one?”
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
*talking to a gay couple*
“So which one of you is the pink one and which one of you is the green one?”
“So which one of you is the pink one and which one of you is the green one?”
Listening to the “Hollow Knight: Silksong” soundtrack now streaming on Apple Music
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Listening to the “Hollow Knight: Silksong” soundtrack now streaming on Apple Music
I have been having the most bizarre dreams lately. Last night I was lost inside a sprawling Vegas hotel and casino. I was running from the police the night before. I wait in anticipation for what my imagination has in store for me tonight…
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have been having the most bizarre dreams lately. Last night I was lost inside a sprawling Vegas hotel and casino. I was running from the police the night before. I wait in anticipation for what my imagination has in store for me tonight…
While I was getting my haircut, my barber told me about the time he discovered a dead body. It was very Tammie Brown of him.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While I was getting my haircut, my barber told me about the time he discovered a dead body. It was very Tammie Brown of him.
Current mood:
FKA twigs as a coffee table in the “Perfect Strangers” music video
FKA twigs as a coffee table in the “Perfect Strangers” music video
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Current mood:
FKA twigs as a coffee table in the “Perfect Strangers” music video
FKA twigs as a coffee table in the “Perfect Strangers” music video
I have invited a bunch of my friends to go play mini-golf this afternoon, but little do they know that they will be competing in teams for a trophy and cash prize and I will be expecting them to bring their A-game.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have invited a bunch of my friends to go play mini-golf this afternoon, but little do they know that they will be competing in teams for a trophy and cash prize and I will be expecting them to bring their A-game.
Opening me… feels like a striptease
a woman wearing headphones and a jacket is holding onto a pole
Alt: Woman sitting on train gyrating her hips with one hand on a support pole
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Opening me… feels like a striptease
I am two bottles of wine deep AMA
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am two bottles of wine deep AMA
Wine drinking is wild because one will taste like cigarette ashes and another will taste like flowers.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wine drinking is wild because one will taste like cigarette ashes and another will taste like flowers.
Got a haircut ✂️
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Got a haircut ✂️
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Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.
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What the fuck are we even doing, man
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What the fuck are we even doing, man
This being a GIF you can send on Microsoft Teams ijbol
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This being a GIF you can send on Microsoft Teams ijbol
Been listening to a lot of Robyn this week and wow you guys were not joking about this one!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Been listening to a lot of Robyn this week and wow you guys were not joking about this one!!
Played this sick as hell James Bond 007 pinball machine last night
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Played this sick as hell James Bond 007 pinball machine last night
Told my nutritionist that I’ve done a great job eating healthier and getting more exercise just to hang up and decide to skip the gym and go get a burger for dinner 🫃🏻
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Told my nutritionist that I’ve done a great job eating healthier and getting more exercise just to hang up and decide to skip the gym and go get a burger for dinner 🫃🏻
Got a little bit of Dunkin’s new bacon jam on my shirt this morning and have smelt like maple syrup and bacon all day because of it 🧍🏻♂️
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Got a little bit of Dunkin’s new bacon jam on my shirt this morning and have smelt like maple syrup and bacon all day because of it 🧍🏻♂️
Some highlights from my time in DC!
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Some highlights from my time in DC!
I’m working out at the gym without headphones and being really brave about it. 🥺
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m working out at the gym without headphones and being really brave about it. 🥺
Showing up to DL trade’s place in the middle of the night like it’s Luigi’s Mansion
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Showing up to DL trade’s place in the middle of the night like it’s Luigi’s Mansion
Earlier today I noticed that my uber passenger rating had dropped to 4.95 and it’s been eating at me. What did I do?? 😭
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Earlier today I noticed that my uber passenger rating had dropped to 4.95 and it’s been eating at me. What did I do?? 😭
Who do I have to suck to get some Auntie Anne’s around here?
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Who do I have to suck to get some Auntie Anne’s around here?
