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Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
August 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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I did know her. That is, our paths did cross… at sküle
December 15, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I did know her. That is, our paths did cross… at sküle
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
November 24, 2024 at 2:25 AM
i thought we'd be up to seven loko by now
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
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Hear me out: Taco Thursday for Thanksgiving Day
November 21, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Hear me out: Taco Thursday for Thanksgiving Day
the questions is always “what do you want for christmas?” but never “what do you want for the annual happy honda days sales event?” 🎄
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
the questions is always “what do you want for christmas?” but never “what do you want for the annual happy honda days sales event?” 🎄
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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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Oh man, this I get
November 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Oh man, this I get
good morning from this sleepy guy 🥹🫶
November 17, 2024 at 12:31 PM
good morning from this sleepy guy 🥹🫶
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Any movie I watch got 10 minutes to impress me or I'm turning that sht off
November 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Any movie I watch got 10 minutes to impress me or I'm turning that sht off
exactly
Listening to the High School musical soundtrack and u?
November 17, 2024 at 11:22 AM
exactly
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
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Outback Steakhouse food scientists creating the Blooming Onion:
i think this app is truly it. i genuinely believe so
November 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Outback Steakhouse food scientists creating the Blooming Onion:
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I use to be able to jump from one social media platform to another with no problem chileee now I’m in the settings trying to see what different buttons do
November 14, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I use to be able to jump from one social media platform to another with no problem chileee now I’m in the settings trying to see what different buttons do